User:Friend

Super Friend

Hey look! It's Friend. You haven't seen him in so long. He's looking well, hasn't changed a bit, maybe you should stop and chat and catch up. I wonder if he's still with whats-her-name from Weezer. They were a lovely couple. But you're so busy, how about brunch or a pint down the pub at lunch. Oh hey, he blanked you and carried on walking by. Son of a bitch. You should march right up to him and give him a good ticking off. His mother dragged him up better than that, why she would be turning in her grave right now. And then you fondly remember the time that he shared pictures of his naked sister with you and you both jerked off onto some ham and ate it.
Friend.
Best Friend.