Special Snowflake Center

Are you having a bad day? Do you think you deserve special treatment? Is your stove on fire? Did that darn NDY beat you up again?

Then the Special Snowflake Center is for you!

Located where the Corporeal Release Center used to be in Freedom City, the Special Snowflake Center is a place where you can have a hands-on experience communicating with Admins! Just ring the bell and an Admin will come to the desk to assist you, or better yet, you'll be abducted into the Admin housing area for serious immersion. Maybe you'll all have a sit down and talk about your life story, reaching way back to when Uncle Fuckbarn molested you. Perhaps you'll have a cup of tea while discussing metaphysics.

Or you'll just be punted into space for being an annoying twit who was stupid enough to try and get an Admin's attention. Have a nice day.