User:Vayra/Vayra's Elaborate Scrub Guide

HI VAYRA I WANT TO BE COOL LIKE YOU OR MAYBE COOL LIKE SOMEONE ELSE HOW DO I GET STARTED

what well okay i guess, i'm going to turn you into a killing MACHINE or whatever and girls will like you and you will be able to beat up the people that made fun of you

how do i make a character

GO TO THIS FUCKING PAGE AND READ THAT SHIT. I JUST UPDATED IT.

I want to join TLE because TLE is totally the best corporation so how do i do that

basically you just cwho TLE and look for anyone who is a manager or board or CEO and page ('<name> <text goes here>) them and tell them you want to join

what do i now, how do i survive in TLE

well the first thing you should do is say hi. you can just type c hi im a new gay guy who is cool i guess and maybe tell us something else about yourself like what you are trying to do with your life or hellmoo character. you talk to the corp by typing c <text goes here> if you haven't figured that out yet.

Vayra (that's me) is the person to ask if you wanna know stuff. if i'm not on, then Flowman and Leal and Jehdin and Kent and Psiwyrm know a lot of stuff too, and then after them i guess you could ask any of the other managers/board members/shopkeeps/CEOs/whatever. DO NOT LISTEN TO THE EMPLOYEES because they are probably wrong and stupid.

the next thing you should do is type @read from:vayra on *c-tle. this will get you caught up on some basic newbie shit, reiterate some of the important points of this guide, and let you know any new shit that has become important since I wrote this.

what shit do i use

well honey that depends on what the fuck you are