User:Vaskivo
Revision as of 23:25, 11 November 2012 by imported>Vaskivo (For posterity pt.2: Electric boogaloo)
jacael says, "Vaskivo, I was paid man" Vaskivo says, "I've come to kill you" jacael exclaims, "I didn't wanna *hic* do it!" Vaskivo levels his FN SCAR-L rifle at jacael's head. A palpable wave of screeching static rolls out of jacael, rattling your eardrums! jacael inhales sharply as her eyes roll back into her head. Tendrils of thick black fog erupt from jacael's mouth like ghostly tentacles, swirling as they fill the room with darkness. jacael makes a move... Vaskivo fires his FN SCAR-L rifle from the hip in a deafening burst of automatic fire. BLAM! You pull the trigger. [V##j][ 62%] Jacael grimaces as Vaskivo's clatter of gunfire tears holes through her. jacael ducks and weaves, seeking cover. jacael falls to the floor and passes out.
Mega Vaskivo
These are five of my six kills as an outlaw, plus my untimely demise.
56 on *c-CHILL (#645343) // Thu Nov 8 18:40:09 2012 PST
Tholluxth // From: Vaskivo
// Employee, CHILL
// +2/ 0 votes
Vaskivo flicks out his shiver sword with a soft subsonic hum.
[ You've gone OUTLAW. You're now fair game for anyone. ]
[ You've challenged Tholluxth to PvP. ]
[|| ] [ -1 28/500 ] Buh.
Mega Vaskivo asks, "YOU KNOW WHAT MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT THIS GAME IS?"
You rush aggressively at Tholluxth.
Mega Vaskivo flashes a deadly shiver sword strike at Tholluxth!
[ Tholluxth challenges you to PvP. ]
Tholluxth attacks you!
Vyncent nods.
[ CHILL ]: Decius says, "Then what is the problem"
Your shiver sword continues to hum in your hands.
[V# T][ 80%] Mega Vaskivo's shiver sword slices a minor wound in Tholluxth's
ass.
Phanes comes down the street from the north.
Tholluxth gags and small ice crystals form around his mouth.
[V# T][ 60%] Mega Vaskivo's shiver sword slices a minor wound in Tholluxth's
abdomen.
Phanes heads south down the street.
Your shiver sword continues to hum in your hands.
[V#'T][ 38%] Mega Vaskivo's shiver sword slices a minor wound in Tholluxth's
chest.
[ CHILL ]: Decius says, "gogogogogo"
Vyncent cackles.
[V'T][ 30%] Mega Vaskivo buzzes a bloody line across Tholluxth's head.
You cackle.
Your shiver sword continues to hum in your hands.
Mega Vaskivo's powerful shiver sword strike slices Tholluxth's leg clean off.
Tholluxth stands in shock for a moment, then topples over.
Tholluxth says, "But I love you."
[ CHILL ]: Mega Vaskivo killed Tholluxth in Slagtown.
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57 on *c-CHILL (#645343) // Fri Nov 9 18:10:17 2012 PST
I dont like it when people hug me // From: Vaskivo
// Employee, CHILL
// 0/ 0 votes
k leeroy
Mega Vaskivo asks, "YOU KNOW WHAT MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT THIS GAME IS?"
You rush aggressively at LeeroyFreeman.
Mega Vaskivo flashes a deadly shiver sword strike at LeeroyFreeman!
LeeroyFreeman slowly draws his lotus nodachi from its shiny lacquered saya.
[ LeeroyFreeman challenges you to PvP. ]
LeeroyFreeman exclaims, "Fortune favors the bold!"
LeeroyFreeman attacks you!
LeeroyFreeman stands up from the blanket.
LeeroyFreeman slices viciously at Mega Vaskivo with his lotus nodachi.
[V###L][ 26%] Mega Vaskivo rips open LeeroyFreeman's arm with a sudden gout
of gore.
Blood pulses in a weak stream from LeeroyFreeman's arm.
Your shiver sword continues to hum in your hands.
LeeroyFreeman says, "NO WHY"
Blood runs freely from LeeroyFreeman's open wounds.
Taokaka yells, "OH GOD!"
Mega Vaskivo drives his shiver sword powerfully into LeeroyFreeman's chest,
then rips upward, sending a fountain of blood skyward. You glimpse
LeeroyFreeman's still-beating heart in the wound.
LeeroyFreeman exclaims, "Defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier!"
[ CHILL ]: Mega Vaskivo killed LeeroyFreeman in the north beach.
> Taokaka [Friday 9 November 2012 6:19 p.m.] LeeroyFreeman:
Nov 9 18:19 Maybe I don't expect to die when TALKING to
someone!
-- Employee, CHILL
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58 on *c-CHILL (#645343) // Fri Nov 9 21:20:55 2012 PST
Camping outside his apartment because Im SOOO // From: Vaskivo
good at this game
// Employee, CHILL
// 0/ 0 votes
Mega Vaskivo thumbs on his shiver sword. The blade begins to vibrate with a
high-pitched whine.
k whodie
[ You've challenged Whodie to PvP. ]
[|| ] [ -1 29/500 ] Buh.
Mega Vaskivo asks, "C'MON YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?"
You rush aggressively at Whodie.
Mega Vaskivo flashes a deadly shiver sword strike at Whodie!
A red light flashes on the spherecam as it swivels toward Mega Vaskivo.
Whodie puts away her cola of buds.
Whodie draws her nail sjambok from her belt, flicking the nail-studded tip
back and forth menacingly.
[ Whodie challenges you to PvP. ]
Whodie attacks you!
Whodie opens the door to Apt 102.
Whodie dry heaves.
[V###W][ 29%] Mega Vaskivo rips open Whodie's abdomen with a sudden gout of
gore.
Your shiver sword continues to hum in your hands.
[V###W][ 0%] Mega Vaskivo slices deep through Whodie's head, spraying blood.
[ CHILL ]: Mega Vaskivo killed Whodie in Astral Complex 1st Floor.
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59 on *c-CHILL (#645343) // Sat Nov 10 16:21:32 2012 PST
Im such an asshole // From: Vaskivo
// Employee, CHILL
// 0/ 0 votes
Mega Vaskivo flicks out his shiver sword with a soft subsonic hum.
k dark
[ You've challenged DarkSinister54 to PvP. ]
[|| ] [ -2 37/500 ] Buh.
Mega Vaskivo asks, "C'MON YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?"
You rush aggressively at DarkSinister54.
Mega Vaskivo flashes a deadly shiver sword strike at DarkSinister54!
DarkSinister54 unslings his American-180 into firing position.
[ DarkSinister54 challenges you to PvP. ]
DarkSinister54 attacks you!
DarkSinister54 fires his American-180 wildly at Mega Vaskivo.
Your shiver sword continues to hum in your hands.
[D/V][ 100%] DarkSinister54's American-180 shot soars through the air,
missing Mega Vaskivo.
John McBain heads west down the street.
[V###D][ 0%] Mega Vaskivo rips open DarkSinister54's head with a sudden gout
of gore.
[ CHILL ]: Mega Vaskivo killed DarkSinister54 in Slagtown.
> Eternity O: I was there!
Nov 10 16:21 -- Employee, CHILL
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60 on *c-CHILL (#645343) // Sun Nov 11 07:55:02 2012 PST
he made me do it i swear // From: Vaskivo
// Employee, CHILL
// 0/ 0 votes
ThePotatoSpirit says, "hmm."
Mega Vaskivo says, "Pick a number one to ten"
Your shiver sword continues to hum in your hands.
Mega Vaskivo thumbs off his shiver sword. The blade stops vibrating, and
grows silent.
ThePotatoSpirit says, "7.4"
From the trapdoor, you hear a distant door latch.
Mega Vaskivo says, "If you say so"
Mega Vaskivo thumbs on his shiver sword. The blade begins to vibrate with a
high-pitched whine.
k azaphiel
Mega Vaskivo flicks out his shiver sword with a soft subsonic hum.
[ You've challenged Azaphiel to PvP. ]
[|| ] [ -1 33/500 ] Buh.
Mega Vaskivo asks, "C'MON YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?"
You rush aggressively at Azaphiel.
Mega Vaskivo flashes a deadly shiver sword strike at Azaphiel!
A red light flashes on the security cam as it swivels toward Mega Vaskivo.
[ Azaphiel challenges you to PvP. ]
Azaphiel attacks you!
Azaphiel stands up from the floor.
Azaphiel takes a swing at Mega Vaskivo.
[V##'A][ 60%] Mega Vaskivo stabs deep into Azaphiel's back with a gruesome
hum.
[AxV][ 100%] Mega Vaskivo knocks aside Azaphiel's fist!
Your shiver sword continues to hum in your hands.
[V'A][ 50%] Mega Vaskivo's shiver sword slices a minor wound in Azaphiel's
abdomen.
ThePotatoSpirit exclaims, "HEy dont do that!"
[A/V][ 100%] Azaphiel's haymaker pounds empty air.
Your shiver sword continues to hum in your hands.
[V###A][ 0%] Mega Vaskivo hacks a thick, bloody steak from Azaphiel's ass!
[ CHILL ]: Mega Vaskivo killed Azaphiel in Bradbury.
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61 on *c-CHILL (#645343) // Sun Nov 11 14:57:08 2012 PST
The end // From: Vaskivo
// Employee, CHILL
// 0/ 0 votes
You start coughing violently, blood droplets flying out of your mouth.
You cough madly, like it will never stop.
[||||||||||||||||||||||||||||**] [ -2 28/30 ] Ow!
You bend in half, coughing violently.
[||||||||||||||||||||||||||** ] [ -2 26/30 ] Ow!
You cough madly, like it will never stop.
[||||||||||||||||||||||||** ] [ -2 24/30 ] Ow!
Whew, you finally catch your breath.
You cough madly, like it will never stop.
[||||||||||||||||||||||** ] [ -2 22/30 ] Ow!
You get your left hand confused with your right. Ha, weird. [ Server
checkpointed. ]
You cough loudly, sending blood droplets flying everywhere.
[||||||||||||||||||||** ] [ -2 20/30 ] Ow!
Goddamn it hurts!
[||||||||||||||||||** ] [ -2 18/30 ] Ow!
Whew, you finally catch your breath.
You start coughing violently, blood droplets flying out of your mouth.
Goddamn it hurts!
[||||||||||||||||** ] [ -2 16/30 ] Ow!
You cough madly, like it will never stop.
[||||||||||||||** ] [ -2 14/30 ] Ow!
Goddamn it hurts!
[||||||||||||** ] [ -2 12/30 ] Ow!
Whew, you finally catch your breath.
You start coughing violently, blood droplets flying out of your mouth.
You bend in half, coughing violently.
[||||||||||** ] [ -2 10/30 ] Ow!
You bend in half, coughing violently.
[||||||||** ] [ -2 8/30 ] Ow!
You cough loudly, sending blood droplets flying everywhere.
[||||||** ] [ -2 6/30 ] Ow!
Whew, you finally catch your breath.
You start coughing violently, blood droplets flying out of your mouth.
You cough madly, like it will never stop.
[||||** ] [ -2 4/30 ] Ow!
You cough loudly, sending blood droplets flying everywhere.
[||** ] [ -2 2/30 ] Ow!
You cough madly, like it will never stop.
[** ] [ -2 0/30 ] Ow!
[ Stopped bloody cough. ]
You feel an ethereal hand reaching down into your body and ripping your soul
free of its corporeal prison. You rise faster, faster, through infinite
space rushing toward a tunnel of bright light...
Mega Vaskivo says, "This is the end my beautiful friend, the end."
limbo (afterworld, outside of time)
What is this place? It's nowhere in particular. You think you're in a big
room, or maybe you're outside...it's so hard to think...
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