Admins

francehellmoo would be alright if it wasn't full of french peopleadmins.
76% of the player base is made up of admins, you are probably an admin and don't even know it. They are everywhere and everyone like communists and Huck

Ascension

This may come as a surprise to you but the qualifications for ascension don't include talent or anything that could even remotely be considered useful such as a ballpark idea of game balance or the ability to put into words the simple thoughts in your tiny mind.
There are various tried and test methods to ascension

suck a cock

Don't limit yourself to one cock, keep your options open by fluffing every single builder and wizard that crosses your path. Compliment them on their most recent brilliant idea, the fascinating way in which they expertly use text to describe things, express your admiration for their personal description. If you canWiza master all this while simultaneously cramming 6 cocks into your mouth then you are surely on the right path.
Most suited to fixing gender messages.

HUAGHHUAGHHUAGH

• acrux

Be a daVinci idea machine

Flood *ideas with everything and anything you can imagine, nothing is too trivial or retarded, it doesn't have to be original, interesting or make any sense at all. Eventually shining turds will rise from the dirge of your mind to dazzle and amaze the powers that be. Your ideas may be shit, they might say, but they are consistantly shit. And who can ask for more than that
Popular ideas will cover game mechanics, game balance, realistic sex and other things that you aren't really qualified to comment on
Most suited to judging the individual merits of ideas and game reports customer relations shitting up zotnet

Fly! You mental superhero!

• Benthic

Be a genius

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Most suited to I LOVE YOU SENSO

Be a complete dick

But only be a dick to the right people. This will impress admins, especially if you have numbers for them to pore over and admire because numbers are like catnip to most admins. In their little kitten minds you are the mortal embodiment of their will.
Griefing, abusing game mechanics and lengthy *ata reports when it all goes badly will set you straight
Most suited to fixing things that weren't broken in the first place and breaking them in the process and then rage-de-progging in order to submit more tears to *ata

Jerks

• Kharn
• Fakechuck

Be a charity case

Hellmoo is secretly powered by pet rocks. 20 year old MOOcode tutorials feed the heart of god and keep the precious text pumping.
You may occasionally be called up for pet rock duty to keep the dirty ritual going or simply to amuse everyone with your feeble attempts to turn pet rocks into dick monsters
Most suited to floppy clown shoes

>PRINT GOTO 10

• Squeek
• Ghost_dad

Be both dead and gay

And on the 3rd day Genmac spake 'you guys suck at this shit, I could do better' and so it was so. And in those days Genmac made things and looked upon them and saw that they was kickin' rad and totally off the hook awesome. And on the 7th day Genmac invited his home boys back to his pad which was also a bag and totally blew their tiny minds and bongs were smoked and HI5s were the order of the day.
Most suited to awesome shit. probably on a motorbike jumping over a pool of sharks while on fire and the sharks are also on fire

Genmac

• Genmac
• Genmac
• Huck

Congratulations you are now an admin

Hopefully you will do awesome shit but you'll probably just shit up zotnet and ideas with your inflated text sense of self esteem, ignore invonveniences such as 'the truth' and 'facts', perpetuate cock sucking and commit various and numerous abuses to make up for your inability to offer anything more useful than pet fucking rocks

Wizards

Gilmore

DANGER LEVEL: EXTREMELY HIGH. INTERACT AT OWN RISK.

Gilmore is the main author and contributor of HellMOO and as such is not entirely stable. He is responsible for a massive amount of HellMOO infrastructure.

Things Gilmore has made:

• Combat System
  • Skills/Stats
  • Generic weapons/armor
  • Combat messages
• Action Queueing
• The Heart system
• XP Jobs
• Mapping & pathing
• The Corp system
• Consumers & needs
• Mutations
• Aircraft
• Boats
• The Ocean
• Areas
  • Dreams of Before
  • Freedom City
  • Sweaty Palms
  • Slagtown
  • Crater Rim
  • Gangland
  • Sewers
  • Orphanage
  • Child's Dream
  • Corpclave
  • Jerkcity Dream
  • Crackhouse
  • Refinery
  • Underground Bunker
  • Toxic Dump
  • Botany Bay

Spunky

DANGER LEVEL: LOW

Spunky runs all of the servers that support HellMOO and has also contributed a large amount of code to HellMOO.

Things Spunky has made:

• Drugs
• Command-parsing
• Text integration
• Cyberspace
• Blueprints
• Areas
  • Shoreline
  • Subway Tunnels

Ragabash (aka Necanthrope)

DANGER LEVEL: HIGH

Necanthrope is responsible for a lot of infrastructure and huge amounts of content in the game from the many areas he's built.

Things Necanthrope has made:

• Doors
• Locks
• Social actions
• Homecams/recorders
• Areas
  • The Bradbury
  • The Bradbuy Basement
  • Colossus Silo
  • Mountain Pass
  • Quake Dream
  • Village of Lurleen
  • Chemical Plant
  • Abandoned Complex
  • Edith's House
  • The Burbclave
  • Adamant Canyon
  • Weezer Dam
  • Weyland-Utani Building
  • Necropolis
  • Luskentyre
  • Mount Fisty
  • The Cube(oh the humanitymoo!!)

Jed (aka Allah)

DANGER LEVEL: MODERATE

Things that Jed has made:

• Implants
• The fetish system
• Jewelry
• Boat blueprints
• The Ocean
• Areas
  • Underground Mine
  • Ocean Cliffs
  • Underworld
  • The Pirate Ship
  • Panopticon Prison
  • New Clearwater
  • SpaceOrg
  • Birchwood
  • North Beach
  • Glass Mesa
  • Sea of Dunes
  • Diablo Seco
  • Macero
  • Radome
  • Classroom Dream

dingus (aka poot1)

DANGER LEVEL: HIGH

Things dingus has made:

• Areas
  • Sharpton Projects

Seraph (aka Blacklite)

DANGER LEVEL: MODERATE

Blacklite doesn't make things. He makes things better. (He has some plans to make some things in the near future, though.)

Blacklite has also helped enormously in MOO performance analysis and in fact has saved us from many long-standing headaches of our own creation. A good man, and thorough.

Seraph owns like so hard.

Marvin (aka chill)

DANGER LEVEL: MODERATE

Marvin has done much work on code infrastructure upgrades to such systems as flight/skies, action queueing, and much more. He also makes things better.

Things Marvin has made:

• Weather
• Minimap drawing system
• Skies
• Bucko's Huey (and Alexis's Osprey)
• Performance tuning tools

Pan (aka scruffy Eazy)

DANGER LEVEL: HIGH

Things scruffy Eazy does:

• Kills people on Zotnet
• Secretly offers valuable constructive criticism to creative players

Elektra (aka 63Emmah)

DANGER LEVEL: HIGH

63Emmah doesn't make things. She fixes bugs in everyone else's crappy code.

Betelgeuse (aka Thabit)

DANGER LEVEL: LOW

Aristotle (aka Socrates)

DANGER LEVEL: LOW

Things Aristotle has made:

• FixNet
• Areas
  • Fire Station

Munchkin (aka Cherry)

DANGER LEVEL: VERY LOW

Totally Banned! cherry.justgotowned.com

Things Munchkin has made:

• A list of passwords for cloudpaladin
• Wet clothing

Programmers

Monkey

DANGER LEVEL: HIGH AS A KITE

Usually found with bong in hand.

Things that Monkey originally made, that someone else probably eventually took over to fix his crappy code:

• The Corp System
• Weyland-Utani Conglomerate
  • Bebop Cola (machines and contracts)
  • Jack 'N Wendy's Box
  • The Dirty Sanchez Taco Truck
• Areas
  • 420 High Street Market
  • Stoner Dream

Hasu

Things Hasu has made:

• Areas
  • The Giggling Schoolgirl
  • Kakuri Island
• other shit
  • stupid anime fan item descriptions
  • hasu is cool

Dagon

ಠ_ಠ

DANGER LEVEL: LOW AS FUCK HES HARMLESS

shit he has made:

• everything that is bad
  • chud (originally)
• some cool stuff
  • chud (originally)

Dionysus

Things Dionysus has made:

• The web-based boat map
• Web interface to the *ideas list
• Dongnet (and Donginger)
• A few mental illnesses
• Coffee enemas and rabies
• Go boards (possibly broken)
• Mille Bornes (unreleased to players)
• Pornograph (unfinished)
• A totally working plants growing system! (unfinished)
• An original collectible trading card game called LG:BT (unfinished)

Dogwood

• chud stuff

Grunthawg

voted most likely new wizard (then he left for a while and now he does nothing) things fag has made:

• 666 thing on the 66 roof
• dope jacks
• fairfield (mostly)

meth od

HAS BIG PLANS
cool dude ahs made:

• game-wide paradigm shifts
  • Nudesnet (COMING DECEMBER 2010)
• areas
  • Coventry Island
  • Fairfield (a little bit)
  • Jerkistan (whats this? a secret B))
• stuff
  • urumis
  • meteor hammers
  • kukris
  • pata gauntlets
  • scar-ls
  • other weird shit
  • lucky babies with money inside sometimes!!!
  • lots of *cr items

laser_spider

terrible

• super shorty shotgun
• mudbutt mudbutton

Irony

literally the worst admin ever progged
like worse than nina or laser_spider or dagon
things irony has made:

• uh

Chillmins

Eclipse

• owns a lot of mailing lists

Aeyr

Universally considered by the population of HellMOO to be the BEST FUCKING DJ in the Helliverse.

He is also incredibly Metal. \m/