North Beach

When you need a break from the daily grind, there's nothing so relaxing as a day at the beach. Just steer clear of the abandoned amusement park where murderous carnies and clowns lurk, and the whole family can enjoy playing in the surf, sitting on the sand and gazing at the tops of ancient skyscrapers poking above the waves, watching a romantic sunset, and then fighting off swarms of giant mutated crustaceans.

Wear sunscreen. There isn't much of an ozone layer anymore.

North Beach also includes a fine amusement park. Sadly, it's in ruins like everything else and populated by violent circus people. If you're headed this way, you should watch out for clowns as they often attack you instantly. There isn't much to do in the amusement park besides killing the circus folk for the Beachcomber contract because none of the games work. Or do they?