North Beach

When you need a break from the daily grind, there's nothing so relaxing as a day at the beach. Just steer clear of the abandoned amusement park where murderous carnies and clowns lurk, and the whole family can enjoy playing in the surf, sitting on the sand and gazing at the tops of ancient skyscrapers poking above the waves, watching a romantic sunset, and then fighting off swarms of giant mutated crustaceans.

Wear sunscreen. There isn't much of an ozone layer anymore.