User:Stabs

an autobiography

~*~*i am the best*~*~

things stabs is

• a detective
• a pokemon master
• a dread pirate
• a fine gentleman (i didn't type this one but i am indeed this thing)
• sexhaver slayer
• pretty cool i guess
• CEO of UAC the best corp
• ex-CEO of like 20 corps
• so chill like you would not even believe
• appreciator of boat shirts
• everyone's friend pretty much
• fucking lazy
• an artist
• a teacher

a picture of stabs

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• this is me i have a sword a lot for cutting dudes.
• also i am a stick figure!!! so this is accurate look out i'll kill you
• here is a close-up

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what are you doing here: sign this guestbook

• this is my page --Stabs 06:27, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
• STABS is a fucking joke and also you recruit the worst people + i never really liked you -Vayra 19:23, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
• stabs. he owns parrots --goatmale
• I think he had his parrots killed off. --Engy 23:21, 23 June 2010 (UTC)