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Corp of smelly old veterans and retirees that don't usually do that much. We were a big deal at one point, honest. | Corp of smelly old veterans and retirees that don't usually do that much. We were a big deal at one point, honest. | ||
== CLOWNS == | == CLOWNS == | ||
Goons, burnouts and the majority of active playerhelpers. About as coordinated as a box of hornets, their exploits include [[Media:Owned.png|accidentally picking one of their holders]]. | Goons, burnouts and the majority of active playerhelpers. About as coordinated as a box of hornets, their exploits include [[Media:Owned.png|accidentally picking and robbing one of their holders]]. | ||
== DELPHI == | == DELPHI == | ||
Founded by Russia to "stomp overly cocky griefers", this corp is now doomed to slowly die after one CEO abyssed over text loss and the others barely log on. | Founded by Russia to "stomp overly cocky griefers", this corp is now doomed to slowly die after one CEO abyssed over text loss and the others barely log on. | ||
== DREAM == | == DREAM == | ||
This young corp | This young corp claims to offer aid and services to all despite any sour relations. Offers discrete and professional "housecleaning". | ||
== ENEMA == | == ENEMA == | ||
Same old newbie corp, but now with plenty of active playerhelpers who can tell newbies to wear some armor. | Same old newbie corp, but now with plenty of active playerhelpers who can tell newbies to wear some armor. | ||
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== THUG == | == THUG == | ||
Now a | Now a one-man corp led by jman, who managed to get an already mediocre mutation ([[Zombie]]) nerfed into the dumpster by killing bad players with it. | ||
== USSR == | == USSR == | ||
The #1 reason to ban carebears from posting on *gr. Coming to you live with classics such as " | The #1 reason to ban carebears from posting on *gr. Coming to you live with classics such as [zotnet] Caramela says, "It's more that we can afford to worry about things like that. Bleeder's actual advantages are minor.". | ||
Revision as of 17:41, 7 August 2017
Purpose
Shit talk Give a rundown on the current corps
420
Blindies, habbers and blind habbers.
CHILL
Corp of smelly old veterans and retirees that don't usually do that much. We were a big deal at one point, honest.
CLOWNS
Goons, burnouts and the majority of active playerhelpers. About as coordinated as a box of hornets, their exploits include accidentally picking and robbing one of their holders.
DELPHI
Founded by Russia to "stomp overly cocky griefers", this corp is now doomed to slowly die after one CEO abyssed over text loss and the others barely log on.
DREAM
This young corp claims to offer aid and services to all despite any sour relations. Offers discrete and professional "housecleaning".
ENEMA
Same old newbie corp, but now with plenty of active playerhelpers who can tell newbies to wear some armor.
JUNK
After the unexpected scrambling of both kelli and 4blunt2time0, a shell of its former self.
MEME
LoveMachine's dystopian text sweatshop. Employees are forced to run contracts until they collapse, under conditions considered cruel and inhumane even by W-U standards. Sitting on $10+ million corp funds, with no board members and a 0% clone rate.
NHR
After Russia poached plenty of members for USSR and signed a carebear contract, NHR founder Demon made the only right decision: Disbanding the corp. You still sometimes see NHR branded items pop up in Sargo's as sad reminders of what sexhavery does to people.
SEGA
MegaDrive's almost solo corp.
SUN
After a failed attempt to backstab their founder, the SUN now set on this corp.
SVI
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
THUG
Now a one-man corp led by jman, who managed to get an already mediocre mutation (Zombie) nerfed into the dumpster by killing bad players with it.
USSR
The #1 reason to ban carebears from posting on *gr. Coming to you live with classics such as [zotnet] Caramela says, "It's more that we can afford to worry about things like that. Bleeder's actual advantages are minor.".