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Corp of smelly old veterans and retirees that don't usually do that much. We were a big deal at one point, honest. | Corp of smelly old veterans and retirees that don't usually do that much. We were a big deal at one point, honest. | ||
== CLOWNS == | == CLOWNS == | ||
Goons, burnouts and | Goons, burnouts and the majority of active playerhelpers. About as coordinated as a box of hornets, their exploits include accidentally picking corp members. | ||
== DELPHI == | |||
Founded by Russia to "stomp overly cocky griefers", this corp is now doomed to slowly die after one CEO abyssed over text loss and the others barely log on. | |||
== ENEMA == | == ENEMA == | ||
Same old newbie corp, but now with plenty of active playerhelpers who can tell newbies to wear some armor. | Same old newbie corp, but now with plenty of active playerhelpers who can tell newbies to wear some armor. | ||
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After the unexpected scrambling of both kelli and 4blunt2time0, a shell of its former self. | After the unexpected scrambling of both kelli and 4blunt2time0, a shell of its former self. | ||
== MEME == | == MEME == | ||
LoveMachine's dystopian text sweatshop. Employees are forced to run contracts until they collapse, under conditions considered cruel and inhumane even by W-U standards. Sitting on $10+ million corp funds, with no board members and a 0% clone rate. | |||
== SEGA == | == SEGA == | ||
MegaDrive's almost solo corp. | MegaDrive's almost solo corp. | ||
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== SVI == | == SVI == | ||
== THUG == | == THUG == | ||
Now a | Now a small corp led by jman, who managed to get an already mediocre mutation ([[Zombie]]) nerfed into the dumpster by killing bad players with it. | ||
== USSR == | == USSR == | ||
The #1 reason to ban carebears from posting on | The #1 reason to ban carebears from posting on *gr. Coming to you live with classics such as "I swear, freak players can hire war aboms!". | ||
Revision as of 08:48, 20 April 2017
Purpose
Shit talk Give a rundown on the current corps
420
Blindies, habbers and blind habbers.
CHILL
Corp of smelly old veterans and retirees that don't usually do that much. We were a big deal at one point, honest.
CLOWNS
Goons, burnouts and the majority of active playerhelpers. About as coordinated as a box of hornets, their exploits include accidentally picking corp members.
DELPHI
Founded by Russia to "stomp overly cocky griefers", this corp is now doomed to slowly die after one CEO abyssed over text loss and the others barely log on.
ENEMA
Same old newbie corp, but now with plenty of active playerhelpers who can tell newbies to wear some armor.
JUNK
After the unexpected scrambling of both kelli and 4blunt2time0, a shell of its former self.
MEME
LoveMachine's dystopian text sweatshop. Employees are forced to run contracts until they collapse, under conditions considered cruel and inhumane even by W-U standards. Sitting on $10+ million corp funds, with no board members and a 0% clone rate.
SEGA
MegaDrive's almost solo corp.
SUN
After a failed attempt to backstab their founder, the SUN now set on this corp.
SVI
THUG
Now a small corp led by jman, who managed to get an already mediocre mutation (Zombie) nerfed into the dumpster by killing bad players with it.
USSR
The #1 reason to ban carebears from posting on *gr. Coming to you live with classics such as "I swear, freak players can hire war aboms!".