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''A large, somewhat dingy bar. Most of the surfaces are some variant of plexiglass or cheap wood laminate, which hasn't helped them stand up to a constant barrage of stubbed-out cigarettes, thrown darts, and the occasional gunfight.  Various odds and ends intended to be either thought provoking or just creepy hang from the walls; several recognizable models of decapitated droid heads, and the flared hood of a skinned dust viper.''
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Represented by AP on the map, Any Port In A Storm (more commonly referred to as Any Port) is the most popular bar in HellMOO. It's owned and operated by Care Dog. The bar is a frequent hangout for arm wrestling and staring contests. (''exam bar'') He has many beverages on tap, but he will not sell alcohol to minors.
'''A large, somewhat dingy bar.  Most of the surfaces are some variant of plexiglass or cheap wood laminate, which hasn't helped them stand up to a constant barrage of stubbed-out cigarettes, thrown darts, and the occasional gunfight. Various odds and ends intended to be either thought provoking or just creepy hang from the walls; several recognizable models of decapitated droid heads, and the flared hood of a skinned dust viper.'''


Alcohol on tap: beer, whiskey, merlot, margarita, gin and tonic, gin and juice, martini, rusty nail, sex on the beach, mimosa, hot kong, Sham Adams premium beer, frosty mug of STFU, white russian
Represented by AP on the map, Any Port In A Storm (more commonly referred to as Any Port) is the most popular bar in HellMOO. It's owned and operated by Care Dog. He has many beverages on tap, but he will not sell alcohol to minors.


Other drinks on tap: snake squeezins, coffee, water, milk carton


Any Port's front room features a scoreboard with several lists, and an automat that sells donuts. Upstairs is Fat Ratzo's lounge. Here, you can get some ''jobs'' from Ratzo, or ask him about his ''bounties''. On the roof of the Any Port is a helipad.
Any Port's front room features a scoreboard with several lists, a hookah for smoking with some buddies, and also an automat that sells tobacco and lighters.


Notably, Any Port is also a popular hangout for most of the playerbase. Hence, explosives are both highly effective when planted there and ''extremely annoying.'' Throwing anything more dangerous than a pineapple (the fruit) in there can and will piss people off, and possibly result in [[Rules|admin stars]] or other punishments.
Downstairs are the toilets where one can engage in mostly anonymous fellatio.


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Upstairs is Fat Ratzo's lounge. Here, you can ask Ratzo about various ''jobs'' you can do for him.
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On the roof of the Any Port is a helipad.
 
Any Port is also a popular hangout for most of the player base. Hence, explosives are not all that useful because if you try to use one Care will fuck your shit up. Fighting in there is also a no-go because Care will kick you out if you start shit in there. If you wanna get down with some fine man/woman you'll need to take it outside as well. Throwing things into Anyport is also not a good idea because Care will throw it right the fuck back at you.
 
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Revision as of 01:48, 4 December 2009

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A large, somewhat dingy bar. Most of the surfaces are some variant of plexiglass or cheap wood laminate, which hasn't helped them stand up to a constant barrage of stubbed-out cigarettes, thrown darts, and the occasional gunfight. Various odds and ends intended to be either thought provoking or just creepy hang from the walls; several recognizable models of decapitated droid heads, and the flared hood of a skinned dust viper.

Represented by AP on the map, Any Port In A Storm (more commonly referred to as Any Port) is the most popular bar in HellMOO. It's owned and operated by Care Dog. He has many beverages on tap, but he will not sell alcohol to minors.


Any Port's front room features a scoreboard with several lists, a hookah for smoking with some buddies, and also an automat that sells tobacco and lighters.

Downstairs are the toilets where one can engage in mostly anonymous fellatio.

Upstairs is Fat Ratzo's lounge. Here, you can ask Ratzo about various jobs you can do for him.

On the roof of the Any Port is a helipad.

Any Port is also a popular hangout for most of the player base. Hence, explosives are not all that useful because if you try to use one Care will fuck your shit up. Fighting in there is also a no-go because Care will kick you out if you start shit in there. If you wanna get down with some fine man/woman you'll need to take it outside as well. Throwing things into Anyport is also not a good idea because Care will throw it right the fuck back at you.