Skydock

motha fuckin skydock

Location

Skydock is located above the Ashen Valley, a couple thousand meters above ground level, requiring a plane or a very dedicated flight mutant. The Skydock is guarded by a flak cannon, so you either need some pretty pimpin Pilot skills, the FoF module, or a lot of luck.

Dangers

As if being a giant floating thingy the size of FC guarded by bigass guns wasn't enough, the Skydock is loaded with sky raiders and Commisars.

Sky Raiders - More threatening than their spear-wielding brothers, Raiders wield 12mm FlugHammer pistols loaded with Chudstoppers, causing damage even to a caballero-clad Zombie with Lithodermis.

Sky Commisars - Fuck okay sky commisars are armed with stermgewerh rifles, which are reskinned bullpups with all mods, wear commisar dusters which have a shitload of soaks, hit hard as satan's dick, and are accompanied by two sky raiders at all times. Scary dudes

Sky Marshal - The big bad. You don't wanna mess with him. You really don't.

Rewards

Being as fucking balls to the walls terrifying as it is, the Skydock does have some really neat things on it, including Stermgewerhs, FlugHammers and Chudstoppers, and perhaps the most sought after armor in the lategame - Dusters. As sky whatevers are plentiful here, you can plausibly grind for Commisar and Raider dusters if you have enough patience and testicular fortitude.

Difficulty

Fuck.

A group of 6 highly powerful minmaxxed players decked out in top-tier armor and weaponry can still have many difficulties with the Skydock, and are lucky if they even scrape by. Here's a list of colourful adjectives to describe how difficult skydock is!

• Skydock is as hard as the devil's dick raping you in the eyes in the deepest most sulfur-coated pit in hell.
• Skydock is harder than a baguette some snooty french guy dropped in a forest and its been sitting there for like three years
• Skydock is harder than trying to play catch with an active WMD
• Skydock is so hard your mother's vibrator is made out of it