FC Unemployment Office

Are you broke? Unemployed? Jobless, or laboring under impossible corporation contracts with too-low payrates? Never fear, no one will begrudge you a little bit of work on the side. Come to the Unemployment Office (UO on map) to see a complete list of all the different jobs you can perform in HellMOO, everything from fetching moonshine for Care Dog at Any Port to killing chuds to selling your dignity and your body on the streets of Freedom City. Just type "list" to see what exciting new jobs you could be performing for fun and profit today!