Current Corporations

Purpose

Shit talk Give a rundown on the current corps

420

Blindies, habbers and blind habbers.

CHILL

Corp of smelly old veterans and retirees that don't usually do that much. We were a big deal at one point, honest.

CLOWNS

Goons, burnouts and the majority of active playerhelpers. About as coordinated as a box of hornets, their exploits include accidentally picking one of their holders.

DELPHI

Founded by Russia to "stomp overly cocky griefers", this corp is now doomed to slowly die after one CEO abyssed over text loss and the others barely log on.

DREAM

This young corp is claims to offer aid and services to all despite any sour relations. Offers discrete and professional "housecleaning".

ENEMA

Same old newbie corp, but now with plenty of active playerhelpers who can tell newbies to wear some armor.

JUNK

After the unexpected scrambling of both kelli and 4blunt2time0, a shell of its former self.

MEME

LoveMachine's dystopian text sweatshop. Employees are forced to run contracts until they collapse, under conditions considered cruel and inhumane even by W-U standards. Sitting on $10+ million corp funds, with no board members and a 0% clone rate.

NHR

After Russia poached plenty of members for USSR and signed a carebear contract, NHR founder Demon made the only right decision: Disbanding the corp. You still sometimes see NHR branded items pop up in Sargo's as sad reminders of what sexhavery does to people.

SEGA

MegaDrive's almost solo corp.

SUN

After a failed attempt to backstab their founder, the SUN now set on this corp.

SVI

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

THUG

Now a small corp led by jman, who managed to get an already mediocre mutation (Zombie) nerfed into the dumpster by killing bad players with it.

USSR

The #1 reason to ban carebears from posting on *gr. Coming to you live with classics such as "I swear, freak players can hire war aboms!".