Any Port

A large, somewhat dingy bar. Most of the surfaces are some variant of plexiglass or cheap wood laminate, which hasn't helped them stand up to a constant barrage of stubbed-out cigarettes, thrown darts, and the occasional gunfight. Various odds and ends intended to be either thought provoking or just creepy hang from the walls; several recognizable models of decapitated droid heads, and the flared hood of a skinned dust viper.

Represented by AP on the map, Any Port In A Storm (more commonly referred to as Any Port) is the most popular bar in HellMOO. It's owned and operated by Care Dog. The bar is a frequent hangout for arm wrestling and staring contests. (exam bar) He has many beverages on tap, but he will not sell alcohol to minors.

Alcohol on tap: beer, whiskey, merlot, margarita, gin and tonic, gin and juice, martini, rusty nail, sex on the beach, mimosa, hot kong, Sham Adams premium beer, frosty mug of STFU, white russian

Other drinks on tap: snake squeezins, coffee, water, milk carton

Any Port's front room features a scoreboard with several lists, and an automat that sells donuts. Upstairs is Fat Ratzo's lounge. Here, you can get some jobs from Ratzo, or ask him about his bounties. On the roof of the Any Port is a helipad.

Notably, Any Port is also a popular hangout for most of the playerbase. Hence, explosives are both highly effective when planted there and extremely annoying. Throwing anything more dangerous than a pineapple (the fruit) in there can and will piss people off, and possibly result in admin stars or other punishments.