User:Stabs

an autobiography

~*~*i am the best*~*~

things stabs is

• the god damn mayor of Freedom City
• the only robot
• best friends with Jeffrey Flimbarge
• an ex-detective
• a pokemon master
• a dread pirate
• a fine gentleman
• sexhaver slayer
• pretty cool i guess
• CEO of HELP the best corp
• ex-CEO of like 20 corps
• so chill like you would not even believe
• appreciator of boat shirts
• everyone's friend pretty much
• fucking lazy
• an artist
• a teacher

a picture of stabs

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• this is me i have a sword a lot for cutting dudes.
• also i am a stick figure!!! so this is accurate look out i'll kill you
• here is a close-up
  

  THIS IS THE CLOSE-UP JUST SO YOU KNOW

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what are you doing here: sign this guestbook

• this is my page --Stabs 06:27, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
• STABS is a fucking joke and also you recruit the worst people + i never really liked you -Vayra 19:23, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
• stabs. he owns parrots --goatmale
• I think he had his parrots killed off. --Engy 23:21, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
• Stabs is like Dr. Tran. One wrong move and he'll FUUUCK YOU UPPP!!! --Nanie
• Stabs is a P. cool guy. --Hitler
• BLANKING IN PROGRESS --Distress 03:26, 8 December 2010 (UTC)
• Hey there stabs.
• !!fuck i am an aphtonittes fucjk!! --Aphtonites