User:Stabs

an autobiography

~*~*i am the best*~*~

things stabs is

• a detective
• a pokemon master
• a dread pirate
• pretty cool i guess
• ex-ceo of STABS the ex-best corp
• so chill like you would not even believe
• appreciator of boat shirts
• everyone's friend pretty much
• fucking lazy

a picture of stabs

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• this is me i have a sword a lot for cutting dudes.
• also i am a stick figure!!! so this is accurate look out i'll kill you

tales

• the tale of the dead parrots

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one day i bought like 6 parrots, and i was gonna make some sort of superzoo for avians. seebach got all mold spore'd up and then murdered them all like some sort of bird hater. fuck that guy.

• the tale of what happened to my corp

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batts is a dick. i used the rest of the corp money on a yacht. fuck my former employees.

• the tale of rerolling

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i thought it would be a good idea to roll from a moderately okay blades character to a spears guy. that is the worst idea ever and i hate it. fuck rerolling.

• the tale of Sky Radio

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so there i was on the usas lynndie england, dj'ing sky radio and talking with the audience about things i deemed important at the time. what a great day.

• the tale of the day that i was amazing

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every fucking day.

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what are you doing here: sign this guestbook

• this is my page --Stabs 06:27, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
• STABS is a fucking joke and also you recruit the worst people + i never really liked you -Vayra 19:23, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
• stabs. he owns parrots --goatmale
• I think he had his parrots killed off. --Engy 23:21, 23 June 2010 (UTC)