Weaponry

These are (most of) the weapons used for skills in Hellmoo.

They are sorted by the 'Raw' attribute and then by min base damage however the fuck you want to sort them because the tables are sortable.

Speed and non-base damage differ by a lot based on your stats and skills, so they are a bit more difficult to obtain. Speeds that are shown are based on the normal fight style. Melee weapons depend on reflex for speed, and firearms depend on brawn for speed.

As of lately all weapons have an unshown dodge penalty calculated by the weapon's weight in kg rounded down.

Additional data available at Weapons (Programming). I'm not sure how reliable those are though.

Damage Types

Type	Associated weapons	Critical effects
Beat	Clubs, hammers, axes, blunt weapons.	Can break limbs, hitting broken limbs can put the target into shock.
Slash	Swords, axes, edged weapons.	Can cause bleeding and castration on a lucky hit.
Stab	Spears, pointed weapons.	Can cause bleeding.
Bullet	Pistols, rifles.	Can cause bleeding.
Burn	Flame chains, fire, and plasma.	Can cause burning.
Electricity	Blacklashes and flashwhips, lightning, toaster in water.	Can both cause stuns and burning and shock.
Acid	Venomous whips, sagebrushes, corrosive pikes.	Can cause shock.
Radiation	Abom claws, sharpened fuel rods.	Can cause burning and inflict rads.
Wasting	Ectoblast ammo, Gulfhounds, Starving.	Can and will cause almost entirely unsoakable damage and inflict hunger.
Cold	Ectoblast ammo, Gulfhounds, Environments, etc.	Can cause the cold status effect.
EMP	Crystal spikes, illuminol clips, EMP shotguns, proton packs, EMP weapon mods.	Can cause mental diseases in high-focus players.
Bleed	Sonic scalpels, chainsaws, chudstopper ammo.	Can cause the bleed status effect and knockouts.
Laser	Lasblasters	Can cause burning.

Parry Classes

Name	Icon	Notes
Non-parrying	-	Does not parry, and cannot be parried.
Class 0		Can only parry other PC0 weapons.
Class 1	*	Can parry PC0 and other PC1 weapons.
Class 2	**	Can parry PC0, PC1 and PC2 weapons.

Weapon mods

Here is a consolidated page to a list of melee and firearms mods.

Fists

Hits hard and hits fast. Fists gain damage from high skill as well as brawn. Nearly all fists can be used at maximum speed with enough reflex. The fister's main weapons (jawbies) are parry class 0, meaning fisters can spend less time parrying and more time beating the ever loving shit out of their target.

Name	Raw	Hands	Speedcap (Reflex req/max speed)	Parry	Damage Type	Base Damage	Crit%	Notes	Weight (dodge penalty)
Fist	0-4	1	22/2.6		Beat	1-3	20%	That's what you are using if you don't wield any weapon. Damage is increased with litho.	0/0
Powerglove	1-2	1	?		Beat/Slash	1-2/1-1	?	A terrible weapon, don't bother with them.
Chunk of brick	1-3	1	?		Beat	1-6	15%	Get these by punching a cinder block until it breaks.
Pair of screw drivers	1-3	2	?	**	Stab/Beat/Slash	7-17/4-9/1-5	30%/15%/0%	Only gettable in the colloseum, and you can't take them out.
Claws (Chud)	2-4	2	22/2.6		Slash	1-8	2%	If you are hit, they can give you any diseases the chud has.	0/0
Claws (Zombie)	2-5	2	?		Slash	1-8	2%	Scales insanely well with brawn, but slow as hell. Has a chance of inflicting zombie rot on hitting.	0/0
Knuckle Buster	3-5	1	22/2.6		Beat	3-6	15%	Your bread and butter fist. Most fist users who don't go ripper/abom will spend a lot of time with these. Damage can scale even higher than jawbies with enough brawn.
Claw (Ripper)	3-5	2	22/2.6		Slash/Stab	3-7/1-6	30%/30%	Replace your regular fists. You can butcher and fish with them, but not fondle or wank without hurting yourself or the target.	0/0
Uru pounders	3-6	2	?		Beat	3-7	35%	Weighs 6kg. Get from gammaprole stockboys.
Claws and fangs (Abom)	3-6	2	?		Slash/Stab/Radiation	3-7/3-7/2-5	30%/30%/10%	Bad fuckin' ass. It's okay. Scales awesomely with brawn.
Punch knife	4-6	1	?		Stab	1-6	30%	Can get them from clowns and mimes that spawn on north beach. A rather rare drop.
Tesla Gauntlets	7-8	2	26(?)/2.6	*	Electric/Beat	8-20/2-8	25%/15%	Slower than Jawbreakers, but has a parry class of one and does shock damage, which most armors don't soak. Also, their damage scales off skill rather than brawn.
Edison Gauntlets	7-8	2	29(?)/2.6	*	Electric/Beat	5-14/5-15	35%/25%	Similar to Tesla Gauntlets. Slower and harder hitting. Unlike the Tesla gauntlets, Edison's damage scales much better off of brawn rather than skill.
Jawbreaker	7-*	1	23/2.6		Beat	3-9	35%	The high end PvP weapon of choice. Defines fists - fast, good damage, and random stuns. Used to be a lot better.
pair of pata gauntlets	8-*	2	27(?)/2.6	**	Slash/stab	3-11/5-10	40%/40%	These are the high-end choice for fisters. With PC ** and decent speed, they are something to be feared when wielded by an endgame fister.

Clubs

Like fists. Fast, heavy hitting, but with the added bonus of higher parry classes. Good clubs are often easy to obtain compared to most other weapon classes and scale great with brawn or skill. Recent nerfs have made it so that only the higher value will be used to determine damage, not both.

Name	Raw	Hands	Speedcap (Reflex req/max speed)	Parry	Damage Type	Base Damage	Crit%	Notes	Weight (dodge penalty)
Thighbone	0-2	1	?	*	Beat	1-4	?	For making bruce springsteels and willy petes.
Nail mace	0-2	2	?	*	Beat/Stab	1-4/1-2	?	From chobos.
Razor Bat	0-2	1	8.2	*	Beat/Slash	1-6/3-3	20%/35%	Crafted from baseball bat + razor ribbon.
Crowbar	0-2	1	7.9	*	Beat	3-5	15%	Can be used to open the elevator doors in the WU building, but otherwise pointless.
Spiked board	0-2	1	?	*	Beat/Stab	1-5/1-3	?	Don't bother.
Spoon	1	?	?	?	Beat	?	?	Can be found in prison, and can be crafted into a shank.
Fine walking stick	1-3	1	?	*	Beat	1-1	?	A MY IMMERSION item.
Tomahawk	1-3	1	2.6		Slash	2-5	50%
#217 pipewrench	1-3	1	4.0?	*	Beat	1-3	10%	You need one to fix FC's broken, gay infrastructure, and Weezer's even shittier pipes.
Truncheon	1-3	1	?	*	Beat	1-4	?	Bad damage, not bad for early grinding.
Hatchet	1-3	1	?	*	Slash/Beat	3-7/1-3	30%/10%	You can butcher trees with it.
Pipe	1-3	1	?	*	Beat	1-5	10%	Can be scavenged in the streets of Slagtown.
Baseball bat	1-3	1	8.1	*	Beat	1-6	20%	Garbage.
Toilet plunger	1-3	1	?	*	Beat	2-4	5%	Not entirely sure where I even got this from
Sagebrush stick	1-3	1	?	*	Acid	2-5	8%	These do an unusual damage type many armors don't soak. They're also fast and one handed.
Lightweight pickaxe	1-3	1	?	*	Stab/Beat	2-6/1-2	?	Good newbie weapon against zombies.
scrap mace	1-3	1	?	*	beat	3-10	?	Scavengeable, very nice newbie weapon.
Tonfa	1-3	1	?	*	Beat	5-9	?	These are okay.
Pickaxe	1-3	2	?	**	Beat/Stab	1-5/3-8	?	This is used for the mining job and scales .
Sledgehammer	1-3	2	?	*	Beat	4-15	?	Good for door bashing, too slow for combat.
Pistol Hammer	1-3	1	3.4	*	Beat/Shot	2-4/1-1	10%/0%	Monster hunter, anyone?
Softball bat	3-5	1	7.9	*	Beat	4-9	20%	A grinding weapon, and very good for actual combat if modded correctly. Dubbed the "discount crime stick."
Slam bat	4-6	2	?	*	Beat	6-8	20%	You can get these for free from hepcats.
Shock baton	4-6	1	?	*	Beat/Electric	3-8/4-9	10%	As good as a blacklash and can be bought easily in FC. Slap on a shock module and go to town on everything.
Fire axe	4-6	2	?	*	Slash/Beat	5-12/2-8	50%	From firemen. Has a large tohit penalty, making them fairly useless in high-end combat.
Pimp cane	5-7	1	6.3		Slash/Beat	3-10/1-4	30%/30%	Does slash damage, making them good for zombies. Though if you can use a pimp cane, you can probably find something better.
Santa cane	5-7	1	6.3		Slash/Beat	3-10/1-4	30%/30%	A reskinned pimp cane.
crime stick	5-7	1	?	*	Beat	3-13	20%	Very powerful, and one handed. Can be gotten for free from chuman guards in the mines, though the drop rate is low. Becomes exponentially stronger when modded correctly.
RIP-4 combat shiver axe	7-*	1	?	*	Slash	6-25	35%	The Punisher drops these.
Piston Hammer	7-*	2	2.6 (26 ref)	**	beat/elec	6-15/1-4	20%/20%	High-end club of choice. Combustors are usually preferred over these. Good for killing Abominations due to their poor electrical soaks. Everyone now, since deathsuits got nerfed.
Combustor Hammer	7-*	2	2.6 (26 ref)	**	Beat/Burn	6-15/3-6	20%/20%	High-end club of choice. Usually preferred over pistons.

Whips

A bit inaccurate compared to most weapon classes, but deals exotic damage and hits very fast. Very popular since whips use the same attributes as dodge.

Name	Raw	Hands	Speedcap (Reflex req/max speed)	Parry	Damage Type	Base Damage	Crit%	Notes	Weight (dodge penalty)
electrical cord	0-2	1	?	*	beat/Slash	1-2/1-2	5%/5%	Scavable in gangland, should be used for getting to 1 raw in whips if you aren't at 1 raw already.
razor wire whip	0-2	1	?		slash	3-4	6%	Garbage, improvised with razors.
Riding crop	1-3	1	?		Beat	1-3	15%	Can be bought in the Giggling Schoolgirl, pretty shit but good for grinding. Alternative to Antenna Whip.
antenna whip	1-3	1	?		beat/slash	1-5/1-4	5%/5%	Your grinding whip of choice. Effective against most early game mobs (chuds, chobos, crackheads, etc)
leather whip	1-3	1	?		beat/slash	1-5/1-6	6%/5%	Practically a direct upgrade from the antenna whip, it can be freely improvised from skins, you should try to upgrade to this as soon as possible.
Cobra baton	2-4	1	?	*	Beat	2-5	15%	Complete shit, only good for grinding.
Venomous lash	3-5	1	?	*	Acid/Slash	3-8/1-3	20%/10%	An unusual acid damage type, but otherwise not that interesting. Schematic can be found in Sharpton.
nail sjambok	4-6	1	?	*	beat/slash	2-7/2-5	10%/10%	Rare find in Sharpton Projects in the riot locker. Mostly used for grinding, it's a better alternative to the much-slower venom lash, if you can get one.
Link whip	4-*	2	?	**	Beat	4-8	15%	Fairly decent whip, does beat damage and is good for grinding. Has moderate beat scaling which is uncommon among whips. Requires a schematic and is crafted at the forge. Can be found on some enemies.
Flame chain	5-7	2	?	**	Burn/Beat	7-14/2-7	20%/5%	PC2, kinda scales with brawn, doesn't get very impressive damage now. Useful for stuff weak to fire, or relying on parry.
Urumi	5-7	1	2.6	*	Slash	6-12	25%	Naturally lower accuracy, but dual wieldable. Alternative to using a razorchain.
razorchain	7-*	2	2.6	**	slash/bleed	8-15/1-2	30%/5%	Just as good as the Urumi and is used as a easily-replaceable alternative. Does unsoakable bleed damage and can be buffed even more with a tentacle mod since tentacle and ninetail mods are now mutually exclusive, don't you dare.
blacklash	7-*	1	?	*	electric/slash	5-9/1-3	15%/5%	Crafts in to the infinitely-better flash whip.
Flash whip	7-*	1	2.6	*	Electric	6-12	17%	Dual wield these and max out your speedcap, another endgame whip similar to the Razorchain and Urumi. Does less damage, but does obscure electric damage that most enemies do not soak. endgame enemies soak this usually, mainly a pvp weapon now.

Spears

All spears have a +5 chance to parry. Many spears are two handed, parry class 2, and often require high reflexes to speedcap. They also benefit from brawn scaling for extra damage.

Name	Raw	Hands	Speedcap (Reflex req/max speed)	Parry	Damage Type	Base Damage	Crit%	Notes	Weight (dodge penalty)
Sharpened Chopstick	0-1	1	?	*	Stab	1-1	10%	Improviseable.
sharp pole	0-2	2	26/5.4(?)	**	stab	2-6	20%	A beginner's weapon, slightly higher minimum damage then the Military fork, but terribly slow. Can usually be bought at Ammu-Nation. Good to grind to 1 raw in spears.
military fork	1-3	1	26/2.6	**	stab	1-6	20%	Good beginner weapon, slightly lower minimum damage then the sharp pole, but faster, one handed, and can be used to grind for longer. Can usually be bought at Ammu-Nation.
Infected Syringe	1-3	1	27/4.0(?)		Stab	1-3	0%	Infects whoever it hits with Ebola. Incredibly prone to permanently breaking, outside of the standard weapon condition system.
Signpost Spear	1-3	2	?	**	Stab	1-7	?	Crackheads use these. They do slightly better damage then the other two common beginner's spears but you'll have to craft or find one since Ammu-Nation doesn't usually sell them.
Rusty Spike Spear	2-4	2	26/5.4(?)	**	Stab	4-11	?	Improvised with a rusty metal spike, a sharp pole, and a roll of duct tape; so you know its gotta be good.	3.0kg/-3.0
Spike Spear	2-4	2	26/5.4(?)	**	Stab	4-10	?	Same as the rusty spike spear. Still slow as fuck	3.0kg/-3.0
Wooden Stake	4-6	1	24/2.6	**	Stab	1-7	?	Relatively easy to speedcap. These autocrit against vampires. You can get them from any vampire slayer other than Tyrone or craft improvise them. They also occasionally drop from orphans. They are also improvised with pieces of wood, do not mistake for 'Wooden Steak'.
Slaver Spear	5-7	2	?	**	Stab	5-15	?	Found in the toxic dump.
Light Assegai	5-7	2	?	**	Stab	6-11	?	None.
Assegai	5-7	1	29/2.6	*	Stab	6-12	30%	Likely one of your first midgame spears. From Stormfront, dropped by killing Michael Savage, Sky Pirates in Necro drop these and they can be found in many other places.
Luftspeer	5-7	1	26(?)/2.6	*	Slash/Stab/Elec	6-15/5-10/2-8	30%/40%/50%	One time reward that comes premodded with a balanced grip, sharpening kit, monowire serrator, and shock generator. Gets insane DPS, especially when dual wielded.
Rusty Scythe	5-7	2	30/7.5(?)	**	Slash/Stab	1-15/1-6	?	Terribly slow and heavy. Almost impossible to use as an effective weapon, but scales well with brawn. One spawns outside of Edith's farm. Can be used to craft a normal Large Scytge.	8.0kg/-8.0
Large Scythe	5-7	2	?	**	Slash	5-12	30%	These now scale really well with brawn and can get a decent speed.	3.0kg/-3.0
Pitchfork	5-7	2	?	**	Stab	5-15	5%	Similar to a rusty scythe, but with only one damage type and a more predictable range. Also slow as fuck (8.0 at 26 reflexes)
Corrosive Pike	6-*	2	?	**	Acid/Stab	6-6/6-8	5%/25%	Craft-only. A remarkably... average weapon, not terrible but not too great either.
Abossegai	6-8	1	?	*	stab/slash	12-18/4-8	30%/20%	Recently changed to be better than the assegai, not just pre-modded.
Willy Pete	6-8	1	31/2.6	*	burn/slash	2-9/5-13	25%/20%	A relatively new midgame spear, useful for stuff that's weak to burn, but is VERY hard to speedcap has a very low base accuracy. Scales well with brawn.	2.1kg/-2.0
Ancient Trident	6-8	2	?	**	Electric/Stab	1-10/1-10	?	Existed ingame only due to a quirk with toxic dump freak weapon selection, good luck finding one that isn't pre-owned.
garden weasel	7-*	2	29/2.6	**	slash	8-13	20%	Very good. These actually exist in real life, look up a picture of one if you feel like wincing in sympathetic pain, they are found rarely from toxic freaks in the toxic dump and from a certain store in Necropolis.	1.5kg/-1.0
Drilltar	8-*	2	?	**	Stab/Elec	4-11/2-6	40%/20%	A god damn guitar with a motherfucking drill on it. Holy shit. Only from admins.
Chainsaw lance	8-*	2	?	**	Slash/Bleed	5-16/4-8	35%	Craftable, or from Hawthorn, scales well more with brawn and does unsoakable bleed damage, other endgame spears like the Zap Brannigan, Weasel and Assegai scale with skill more.
Titanium Bo Staff	8-*	2	2.5	**	Beat	7-15	25%	Craft only, does beat damage not common with other spears.
Zap Brannigan OFF	10-*	2	?	**	Stab	5-10	15%	Is crafted, not easy to acquire and to be good, requires to be turned on and have a power source.
Zap Brannigan ON	10-*	2	?	**	Stab/Elec	5-15/6-16	35%/20%	Not easy to acquire. Requires power adapters with atomicells or cheap power adapters to use.

Blades

These do 7% of their damage (max of 3) through armor on crit. Also note that a lot of these speed caps are at 28(which you will never reach without rad muts or drugs)

Name	Raw	Hands	Speedcap (Reflex req/max speed)	Parry	Damage Type	Base Damage	Crit%	Notes	Weight (dodge penalty)
Rebar Sword	0-2	1	3.1	*	Slash	2-7	20%	Grinding weapon. Can be bought from NPC stores.
War Saw	0-2	1	4.4	*	Slash	3-8	?	Not to be confused with Chainsaw.
Plywood Sword	1-2	2	?	*	Beat	1-1	?	These can break permanently outside of the weapon condition system, so they're actually not too good for grinding.
Spork	1-2	1	?	*	Stab	1-3	5%	Orphanage garbage.
Fork	1-2	1	4.4	*	Stab	1-3	5%	Fatalities become a lot more interesting.
Butane torch OFF	1-3	1	?		Beat	1-3	?	Turn torch to on
Butane torch ON	1-3	1	?		Burn	10-15	?	Needs a butane canister to operate, bought from HH in FC. However, the butane runs out quite quickly, and it is a bitch to get fuel for. Still does decent burn damage.
Switchblade	1-3	1	2.6		Stab	1-4	35%	Ganglanders and slagtownies often use these, and they are pretty fast. Good for grinding.
Razor blade	1-3	1	3.1	*	Slash	1-4	10%	you emo
Cutting Knife	1-3	1	4.4	*	Stab	1-5	?	Gives a bonus to butchering corpses.
Butcher Knife	1-3	1	4.4	*	Stab	1-5	15%	Gives a bonus to butchering corpses.
Ceremonial dagger	1-3	1	3.8	*	Stab	1-5	10%	Cultists and satanists have these.
Flint Knife	1-3	1	?	*	Slash	1-5	?	Craftable. Improv them with flint and a vine. Unusually high brawn scaling.
Combat knife	1-3	1	?		Stab	1-5	35%	Cheap and shitty.
Titanium Combat knife	1-3	1	3.0?		Stab/Slash	1-6/1-3	40%/20%	More accurate than the normal combat knife. Comes with different engravings. Can drop from the four-armed zombie. Also sold in Rough Trade's automat.
Boxcutter	1-3	1	?		Stab	1-6	?	Marginally better than a combat knife.
Machete	1-3	1	3.8	*	Slash	1-6	20%	Junk.
Shiv	1-3	1	?	*	Slash/Stab	1-2/2-4	5%	Make this from a spoon in prison.
Poison Pick	1-3	1	?		Stab	3-9	40%	Gotten from Hepcat Jack in Maas Neotek. Can infect whoever it hits with Ebola, also can break permanently at random.
fine wakizashi	1-3	1	2.9	*	stab/slash	2-7/1-2	25%/0%	A hepcat drops these. Fast.
Heavy Sword	2-4	2	4.4	**	Slash/Beat	3-5/3-5	40%/30%
Ripper Blade	1-3	?	?	*	Beat/Slash	5-8/3-10	10%/0%	Exists only in the Quake Dream. A rare few existed in a world long past due to a bug.
Broken Chainsaw	1-3	2	6.4	*	Beat/Slash	5-8/3-10	?	Decent damage, but very slow.
Ice pick	2-4	1	?		Stab	2-4	30%	Crap.
Crystal Spike	2-4	1	?	*	Beat/EMP	1-5/5-8	10%/10%	Deals EMP damage, making them the blademan ghost killing weapon of choice.
suburito	2-5	2	?	**	beat	1-9	30%	A beat-damage pc2 sword that scales with skill and brawn. Decent crit chance, too.
Katana	3-5	1	?	*	Slash	4-11	20%	For free from the gatekeeper at Kakuri.
Huge scissors	3-5	1	?	*	Stab	4-9	?	Can be purchased in Botany Bay. Also found on Rompers. Extremely slow.
Fine Katana	4-6	1	2.7	*	Slash/Stab	6-15/3-7	22%/11%	One of three one-handed blades worth using. Only gets to 23 slash for skillblades at 38 total either use chobo knives or use kukri if brawn.
Lotus Nodachi	4-6	2	?	**	Slash/Stab	5-10/6-10	35%/20%	One-time quest reward. Amazing low/mid level blade.
Gas-Powered Chainsaw OFF	5-7	1	?	*	Slash/Bleed	5-10/2-4	30%/0%	Needs fuel to start-up.
Gas-Powered Chainsaw ON	5-7	1	?	*	Slash/Bleed	7-14/2-5	50%/20%	Fairly crappy for actual combat, but fun to use.
Cutlass	5-7	1	2.3	*	Slash/Stab	4-8/1-4	20%/5%	Can be found uncommonly on bandits in the underground mine. Can sometimes be found in Open Prairie. The fastest blade available, too bad it's damage is cruddy.
Wasteland kukri	5-8	1	2.7	*	Slash	5-14	25%	One of the best one-handed bladse. Scales much better with brawn than fine katanas.
Hosaka Daikatana	6-8	2	3.8	**	Slash/Stab	9-14/3-6	30%/30%	Gotten from Usagi Yojimbo the rabbit samurai. He wanders and is quite tuff.
Bonesword	6-8	2	?	**	Acid/Slash	6-8/6-8	5%/25%	Brawn blade. Deals exotic acid damage that scales very high.
Bruce Springsteel	6-8	2	4.2	**	Beat/Slash/Stab	6-12/7-10/2-4	15%/30%/30%	Slow, but impressive beat damage that scales MASSIVELY with brawn. Crafted.
Boss Springsteel	7-*	2	3.6	**	Slash/Beat/Stab	8-12/1-5/3-5	25%/15%/35%	Is slightly faster than a bruce but does moreless damage has less hit(-2tohit). Beat scaling was changed for Slash scaling a while back and it's damage nerfed from 9-17 to 8-12. You are better off using the bruce.
Chobo Knife	8-*	1	28/3.1	*	Stab/Slash	4-16/3-6	35%/25%	New skill blade, use these instead of fine katanas. Scales up to 32 slash damage but is parried by a lot of things endgame unless fully buffed.
RIP-9 Shiver Sword OFF	10-*	2	3.1	**	Slash	2-7	20%	Needs to be turned on to be useful. Turned off, it still scales impressively with blades.
RIP-9 Shiver Sword ON	10-*	2	3.1	**	Slash	8-27	28%	Needs a cheap power adapter or a normal one with an atomicell to operate. Hard caps at 42 slsh, no matter the boost in total or brawn.
RIP-10 Cherenkov ON	13-*	2	3.6	**	Elec/Irrad/EMP	10-22/1-4/2-12	35%/15%/30%	An upgraded shiver sword. Has lesser skill scaling than a shiver and caps at 30 elec. Unlike the shiver it can accept gyro and balanced grips but it can't accept shock mods.

Pistols

One-handed pistols can be dual wielded for a higher speed and penalty to their accuracy, if you have the brawn.

Name	Raw	Hands	Speedcap (Brawn req/max speed)	Parry	Damage Type	Base Damage	Crit%	Ammo	Notes	Weight (dodge penalty)
AirSoft target pistol	0-1	1	?/3.9	-	Shot	1-1	0%	Pellet clip	Basically useless for everything but grinding your first pistol raw.
Needler	1-3	1	?/1.3	-	Stab	1-1	0%	Curare dart clip	This is the weapon used by those damn spiderlings
Dart Pistol	1-3	1	?/3.2	-	Stab	1-1	0%	Dart Clip	These things paralyze the target, allowing for easy murdering with a different weapon. Ammo is a pain to find.
.22 Revolver	1-3	1	?/4.5	-	Shot	2-5	25%	.22 speedload	Newbie grinding weapon. Don't even bother trying handloads.
Powersquirt	1-3	1	?/2.3	-	Acid	3-8	40%	Powersquirt clip	Useful against ghosts. Also more useful against zombies than most pistols, since it doesn't do bullet damage
Powersquirt	1-3	1	?/2.3	-	EMP/Acid	1-5/1-3	30%/10%	Illuminol clip	More useful against ghosts than with acid powersquirt clips.
Powersquirt	1-3	1	?/2.3	-	Acid	13-18	25%	Freakbile clip	Does impressive damage, but a massive pain to craft the ammo unless you have access to a friendly abom, who can create an endless supply of chestbursters to be butchered.
Powersquirt	1-3	1	?/2.3	-	burn	3-9	30%	napalm powersquirt clip	Garbage
Rusty old .38 caliber revolver	1-3	1	?	-	Shot	6-12	30%	.38 speedload	Liable to explode. Found in a cabin in yeti forest.
Lizard Gun	1-3	1	?	-	Shot	1-20	3 %	.40 slug	A gimmick weapon. Single shot. Used as a component in lasblasters.
Fletchette Pistol	1-3	1	?	-	Slash	3-10	40%	Fletchette clip	Garbage, 77jack uses one.
Defender 6mm pistol	1-3	1	?/4.0	-	Shot	5-12	15%	6mm	You can buy Insult ammo for this at 77jack's, breaks very easily. Slightly better with 6mm Insult(tm) but still not good for anything but grinding.
Nail Gun	2-4	1	?/2.9	-	Stab	1-7	15%	Nail Clip	Craft-only. Clips can be purchased at Hell's Up In Hardware for $75, and hold 50 rounds, making this a very handy grinding pistol.
Kel-Tec P11 9mm	2-4	1	?	-	Shot	5-13	?	9mm	Rentacops drp these. You can buy 9mm Insult at 77jack's. Still outclassed by the 9mm beretta.
9mm Beretta	2-4	1	?/4.2	-	Shot	7-15	20%	9mm	Your bread and butter grinding weapon for some time.
Walther P99	2-4	1	?/3.9	-	Shot	7-15	20%	9mm	From Pegleg Pete's. More accurate than the Beretta and scales better.
.44 magnum	2-4	1	?/3.2	-	Shot	6-14	30%	.44 speedload	Much better damage with handloads (6-25), otherwise not that great.
Sawn-Off Shotgun	2-4	1	?/5.0	-	Beat/Slash/Shot	5-15/5-15/5-15	10%/10%/10%	Buckshot shell	Can be switched to single or double fire mode. Double fire grants slightly better tohit, at the cost of using both shells at once. This will break, a lot.
Sawn-Off Shotgun	2-4	1	?/5.0	-	Shot	15-30	25%	Slug shell	Concentrated bullet damage, use on targets with low bullet soaks. Expensive but worth it.
Sawn-Off Shotgun	2-4	1	?/5.0	-	Slash/Slash/Slash/Slash	3-7/4-10/4-10/3-7	10%/10%/10%/10%	Fletch shell	Extremely effective on targets with low slash soaks, ineffective on leech.
Sawn-Off Shotgun	2-4	1	?/5.0	-	Burn/Slash	5-12/5-10	30%/20%	Incendiary shell	Low damage that is easy to soak. Do not buy this, every other shell is better.
Sawn-Off Shotgun	2-4	1	?/5.0	-	Shot/Slash/Bleed	5-10/15-25/2-5	?	Bolo shell	Very good for killing things that soak radiation damage, but extremely expensive.
Sawn-Off Shotgun	2-4	1	?/5.0	-	Beat/Shot/Radiation	4-15/2-15/1-10	?	Waster shell	Looted off of mutant bootleggers, the radiation damage is only soaked by a few things, making this very handy for killing.
Harpoon pistol	3-5	1	?/3.5	-	stab	1-1	0%	Harpoon clips	Useful for underwater fights, might be useful against vampires for very lucky chest shot
Snubnose .38 revolver	3-5	1	?	-	Shot	6-12	30%	.38 speedload	May accept .357 speedloads.
.357 revolver	4-6	1	?/3.3	-	Shot	6-12	30%	.357 speedload	Accepts .38 speedloads also.
TT-77	5-7	2	?/4.5	-	Shot	5-18	?	14.5mm	[zotnet] Everyone says, "hey kayle let's talk about the tt-77" [zotnet] Kayle says, "I don't want to talk about that. :(" .wist kayle
TT-77	5-7	2	?/4.5	-	Shot	6-16	?	Rusty 14.5mm AP	Shit, like every other ammo type for this gun.
TT-77	5-7	2	?/4.5	-	Shot	2-12	10%	Hand-loaded 14.5mm	Damage is bugged, doing less damage with hand-loads than regular magazines.
TT-77	5-7	2	?/4.5	-	Shot	18-20	20%	14.5mm silvertip	The only upside to this weapon, while still being terrible silvertips make it actually usable in combat.
Rusty .71 Desert Hawk Revolver	5-7	1	?	-	Shot	8-30	35%	.71 speedload	Same as the desert hawk, but liable to explode.
.71 Desert Hawk Revolver	5-7	1	17/3.2	-	Shot	8-30	35%	.71 speedload	Requires a moderate amount of brawn to speedcap, and even more to dual wield. Ammo can be bought from South Necropolis. Does even more damage with handloads.
Samaritan	5-7	2	19/5.8	-	Shot/Explosion	16-40/3-15	15%/20%	.92 speedload	Very great damage, but really slow and hard to make ammo for. Useful for aiming related shootings. Now requires 2 hands.
.357 Autorevolver	5-8	1	?/2.7	-	Shot	10-16	20%	.357 speedload	The faster counterpart to the .357 revolver. Craft only. Accepts .38 speedloads also.
12mm FlugHammer	6-8	1	14/3.2	-	Shot	13-29	35%	12mm clip	Identical to the 12mm Hammerhead. Comes premodded with a laser sight, recoil supressor and propellant enhancer.
12mm Hammerhead	6-8	1	15/3.2	-	Shot	10-26	35%	12mm clip	The best easily available pistol weapon.
12mm Hammerhead	6-8	1	15/3.2	-	Shot	12-26	30%	CopKiller clip	Ammo is bought at 77Jacks place. Better than regular 12mm magazines.
12mm Hammerhead	6-8	1	15/3.2	-	Shot	14-28	30%	SWATKiller clips	Holds almost twice as many bullets as a regular magazine with greater damage, somewhat expensive though.
12mm Hammerhead	6-8	1	15/3.2	-	Shot/Bleed	8-28/4-6	32%/20%	ChudStopper clips	Lower minimum damage than regular magazines, but balanced out by adding unsoakable bleed damage.
12mm Hammerhead	6-8	1	15/3.2	-	Shot/Bled	10-26/1-1	35%/5%	Blacktalon clip	The poor man's chudstopper.
Viper 12mm	6-8	1	16/3.5	-	Shot	11-27	35%	12mm clip	1-1 higher damage and 3 tohit more accurate, though 0.3 slower than the regular Hammerhead.
needle pistol	9-*	1	?/3.1	-	stab/stab/bled	5-7/5-7/1-1	25%/25%/15%	Needle clip	Can be used underwater. Otherwise not that great (anymore)
Super Shorty	13-*	2	21/2.6	-	Beat/Slash/Shot	5-15/5-15/5-15	10%/10%/10%	Buckshot shell	Sawn-off shotgun on steroids. Amazing speed, but only 4 capacity and a bitch to speedcap. Buckshot is good for when you don't want to waste your real ammo.
Super Shorty	13-*	2	21/2.6	-	Shot	15-30	25%	Slug shell	Good against things with low bullet soak, damage is comparable to most rifles.
Super Shorty	13-*	2	21/2.6	-	Slash/Slash/Slash/Slash	3-7/4-10/4-10/3-7	10%/10%/10%/10%	Fletch shell	Garbage against anything with decent slash soak.
Super Shorty	13-*	2	21/2.6	-	Stab/Electric	1-1/14-30	0%/15%	Electric Shell	Ammo of choice for killing abominations, fucking anyone now.
Super Shorty	13-*	2	21/2.6	-	Burn/Slash	5-12/5-10	30%/20%	Incendiary shell	Nullianac pack killers. Otherwise not good.
Super Shorty	13-*	2	21/2.6	-	Shot/Slash/Bleed	5-10/15-25/2-5	10%/25%/70%	Bolo shell	Great for killing everything. Still extremely expensive.
Super Shorty	13-*	2	21/2.6	-	Beat/Shot/Radiation	4-15/2-15/1-10	30%/20%/25%	Waster shell	Very nice, radiation damage isn't soaked by a whole lot of mobs.

Rifles

All rifles have a chance to make your target "duck and weave for cover", stunning them. With enough speed you can essentially stun-lock someone as they try to break your cover.

Name	Raw	Hands	Speedcap (Brawn req/max speed)	Parry	Damage Type	Base Damage	Crit%	Ammo	Notes	Weight (dodge penalty)
10/22 rifle	0-2	2	?/5.0	-	Shot	8-11	25%	.22 speedload	None.
Pump shotgun	1-3	2	?	*	Beat/Slash/Shot	5-15/5-15/5-15	?	Shotgun shell	Too slow to be competitive, but scales slightly higher than other shotguns. Good for aiming.
EMP shotgun	1-3	1	?	-	EMP	4-9	15%	Energy cell	For killing ghosts.
EMP shotgun	1-3	1	?	-	EMP/Cold/Waste	8-20/7-11/6-8	25%/10%/10%	Ectoblast cell	For killing motherfucking everything.
Quakegun	1-3	2	?	-	Shot	5-30	50%	Quakegun Hopper	Exists only in the Quake Dream.
Shotgun (Quake)	1-3	2	?	*	Beat/Slash/Shot	5-15/5-15/5-15	10%/10%/10%	?	Exists only in the Quake Dream.
14.5mm pipe gun	1-3	1	?	-	shot	2-12	10%	hand loaded 14.5mm clip	A one-handed rifle?? And the ammo takes pistols skill to craft??? This gun is a mess.
M100 rifle	1-4	2	?	-	Shot	12-19	15%	6mm	High damage, but still a cheap, slow grinding weapon.
Harpoon rifle	3-5	2	?/5.2	-	Stab	7-27	20%	Harpoon Clip	Harpoon Clips can be bought from Blastarms. Can be used underwater and auto-crits on vampires?
Kel-tec KSG shotgun	3-5	2	21/3.9	-	Beat/Slash/Shot	5-15/5-15/5-15	10%/10%/10%	Buckshot shell	The best shotgun, more damage than the riot gun, twice as much ammo capacity, and with enough brawn can get pretty fast.
Riot gun	3-5	2	?/5.2	*	Beat/Slash/Shot	3-13/3-13/3-13	10%/10%/10%	Buckshot shell	Less damage and capacity than the KSG, has a parry class of one though.
American-180	3-6	2	12/2.4	-	Shot	7-11	15%	.22 pancake	Ammo available at Blastarms/craftable. Likely the fastest rifle. Weak, but very good for grinding. Slightly stronger with handloads.
Rusty AK-7 rifle	4-6	2	?/3.9	-	Shot	10-18	?	7.62mm burst	Cheaper alternative when making AR-17 rifles. Can be switched to single or burst mode. Liable to explode.
Vector carbine	4-6	2	?/4.8	-	Shot	12-20	20%	9mm Clip	Slow but powerful. Bad for actual combat. Even stronger with Insult 9mm(tm)
AK-7 rifle	5-7	2	19/3.9	-	Shot	15-23	20%	7.62mm burst	Can be switched to single or burst mode.
AK-7 rifle	5-7	2	19/3.9	-	Shot	22-30	25%	7.62mm handloads burst	Can be switched to single or burst mode.
snow white AKS-74u	5-7	2	19/3.9	-	Shot	15-23	20%	7.62mm burst	Previously the best rifle in the game, after getting the shit nerfed out of it its now an AK-7 reskin.
snow white AKS-74u	5-7	2	19/3.9	-	Shot	22-30	25%	7.62mm handloads	Can be switched to single or burst mode.
Tommy gun	5-7	2	?	-	Shot	12-25	30%	drum magazine	Only good for looking cool, otherwise garbage.
AR-17 rifle	6-8	2	18/4.0	-	Shot	18-26	20%	7.62mm	Higher damage and more accurate than the AK-7, but slower.
AR-17 rifle	6-8	2	18/4.0	-	Shot	25-33	25%	hand-loaded 7.62mm clip	The highest shot damage gun that actually gets used in combat. Extrememly easy to craft and make ammo for.
AR-17 rifle	6-8	2	18/4.0	-	Shot/cold	20-26/2-4	20%/5%	7.62mm iceblox clip	Cold is unsoakable by most things andcan scale higher with mods.
AR-17 rifle	6-8	2	18/4.0	-	Shot/bleed	20-26/2-3	20%/5%	7.62mm blacktalon clip	Like Iceblox, but for bleeding.
AR-17 rifle	6-8	2	18/4.0	-	Shot/expl	18-26/2-3	20%/5%	7.62mm thumper clip	Explosive bullets. Likely to gib your target.
tec-9 machine pistol	6-*	2	16/3.9	-	Shot	15-23	20%	9mm	Drops from karn seniors... alas, how rarely. Relatively easy to speedcap.
tec-9 machine pistol	6-*	2	16/3.9	-	Shot	19-23	20%	9mm Insult(tm)	10 lower minimum damage than an AR-17, but gets to a higher maximum with scaling.
Rusty Gremlin SMG	6-*	2	?	-	Shot	15-23	20%	9mm clip	Dropped by rig workers, pretty shitty.
Rusty Gremlin SMG	6-*	2	?	-	Shot	19-23	20%	9mm Insult(tm)	Still pretty shitty.
bullpup rifle	7-*	2	18/3.6	-	Shot	10-25	15%	5.8mm	If you've gone to the trouble of getting a bullpup, don't waste it firing shitty standard rounds
bullpup rifle	7-*	2	18/3.6	-	Shot	22-32	25%	5.8mm handloads burst	Decent rifle, though outclassed by the AR-17 in damage and the SCAR-L in speed.
bullpup rifle	7-*	2	18/3.6	-	Shot/Cold	10-25/2-4	15%/5%	5.8mm iceblox
bullpup rifle	7-*	2	16/3.6	-	Shot/elec	10-25/2-3	15%/5%	5.8 tsap magazine
bullpup rifle	7-*	2	18/3.6	-	Shot/explo	10-25/2-3	15%/5%	5.8mm thumper magazine
bullpup rifle	7-*	2	18/3.6	-	Shot/Bleed	10-25/2-3	15%/5%	5.8mm blacktalon
wasteland bullpup	7-*	2	?	-	Shot	13-28	15%	5.8mm	Stronger than the regular bullpup, but much less accurate and slower.
sighted sturmgewehr	7-*	2	?	-	Shot	13-28	15%	5.8mm	This is just a fully modded bullpup rifle with a fancy name.
Plasma rifle	8-*	2	?/3.0	-	burn/burn	15-18/15-18	30%/30%	plasma bottle	Almost completely nullified by leech-hide and dusters, though can still cause some damage to the unprepared
SCAR-L	10-*	2	16/2.6	-	Shot	11-21	20%	5.56mm	Much, much faster than the bullpup and AR.
SCAR-L	10-*	2	16/2.6	-	Shot	18-25	25%	5.56mm handloads	Generally considered the king of rifles. What it lacks in stopping power it makes up for in speed.
needle rifle	10-*	2	?/3.1	-	stab/stab/bleed	8-10/8-10/3-3	25%/25%/15%	needle clip	The bleed damage and speed was nerfed significantly, RIP in PIP sweet prince. Can still be used underwater.
Sniper rifle	12-*	2	28/8.0	-	Shot	18-38	50%	Sniper round	Sniper ammo is extremely difficult to find, the weapon itself has a high skill and is very slow but it does huge damage
Sniper rifle	12-*	2	28/8.0	-	Shot	30-55	100%	tantalum sabot sniper round	Ammo is a pain in the ass to make, but it has the potential to instantly kill most targets.
Red Rider BB rifle	14-*	1	?	-	Shot	0-0	?	Pellet clip	Good luck trying to find one of these. Spawned on four-arms for a while due to a bug.

Firearms - Mod Table

Here is a mod table for all firearms. Credit goes to Twerp and Dibolcrif for this.

Flails

A gimmick weaponclass that was created and forgotten. Don't expect any buffs anytime soon, these are almost all trash unless you know what you're doing. Flails can sometimes get "stuck" inside opponents and pulled out for extra damage.

Name	Raw	Hands	Speedcap (Reflex req/max speed)	Parry	Damage Type	Base Damage	Crit%	Notes	Weight (dodge penalty)
Yo-yo	0-2	1	?	-	beat	0-2	10%	Can be found on orphans.
Sock with a half-brick	1-3	1	5.1	-	Beat	1-10	?	None.
Steel Morningstar	1-3	1	?	-	Beat/Stab	3-5	20%/15%	Can be bought from Zombie Hunters Inc.
Steyr M48 security flail	3-6	1	3.0	-	Elec/Stab/Beat	3-6/2-6/3-6	25%/10%/10%	Found in the mall, p okay.
Nunchaku	4-6	1	?	*	Beat	1-4	35%	Pretty fast, however, the damage scaling is pretty shitty.
Meteor Hammer	4-6	2	?	-	Beat	4-10	30%	Can be bought from The Mystery Den in the Shoreline, decent.

Throwing

Used to be a lot better. Has very few real weapons but anything thrown can be weaponized and potentially deal damage determined by the weight of the item.

Name	Raw	Hands	Base speed	Parry	Damage Type	Base Damage	Crit%	Notes
Shuriken	1-3	1	?	-	Stab	2-6	35%	None.
Boomerang	2-5	1	?	-	Beat	3-9	30%	If you throw it, it comes back!

Science

All science weapons act like guns and deal exotic damage most armors can't soak. They often have a unique gimmick such as causing mentals or firing onto adjacent tiles like grenade launchers.

Name	Raw	Hands	Speedcap (Reflex req/max speed)	Parry	Damage Type	Base Damage	Crit%	Ammo	Notes	Weight (dodge penalty)
Brainscrambler	1-3	2	?	-	Crazy	0-10	0%	Brainscrambler canister	The crazy damage means that targets hit by it will develop mental illnesses. These things are a fucking pain in the ass to craft
Proton pack (Mk I)	1-5	2	15/5.2	-	EMP	2-7	15%	Mk I Energy Cells	Useful for busting ghosts and not much else.
Proton pack (Mk II)	1-5	2	15/5.2	-	EMP	4-13	15%	Mk II Energy Cells	Still utterly useless for anything other than ghosts.
Proton Pack (Ectoblast)	1-5	2	15/5.2	-	EMP/Cold/Waste	6-18/5-9/4-6	25%/10%/10%	Ectoblast Cells	Incredibly powerful, nothing soaks waste damage, and few things soak cold.
Tesla Rifle	2-3	2	3.7	-	Electrical	5-10	5%	Tesla cell	Not good at all. Too slow, outscaled by flash whips and teslas/edisons and cherenkov, no crit. Has the special "shock a room" shit, but it does awful damage.
Desolator	4-6	2	?	-	Waste/Irrad	15-20/15-20	20%/20%	Desolator payload	Scales very well with science. Ammo is an absolute bitch to craft. Can be fired onto another tile to irradiate it go off like a goddamn clusternuke.
Disruptor	4-6	1	?	-	Explode	50-60	0%	Disruptor Power Pack	Absurdly Slow. May blow up with low science skill. Nigh-useless in any form of combat other than aiming-related shooting cant aim with it anymore because fuck Gilmore. Excellent for tearing down doors, however.
Debilitator	4-6	2	?	-	Shot	1-1	0%	Debilitator Slug	Several ammo types, but they are a pain in the ass to make. Effects of ammo vary.
Lasblaster	5-7	1	3.2	-	Laser	8-10	?	Atomicell	Low damage, but very few things soak laser damage. Can be dual-wielded with high enough brawn.

Medic

Oddly enough, medicine can be weaponized. Currently there is only one medic weapon in existence but it's low weight and unsoakable damage is enough to make it warrant it's own class.

Name	Raw	Hands	Speedcap (Reflex req/max speed)	Parry	Damage Type	Base Damage	Crit%	Notes	Weight (dodge penalty)
Sonic scalpel	5-7	1	26/2.6		Bleed/slash	3-5/1-3	15%/5%	This weapon's bleeding damage scales with medic skill making it a great light blade brainies can use to kill as well as butcher. Can also be used to grind medic.	0.500g/0

Fishing

Name	Raw	Hands	Base speed	Parry	Damage Type	Base Damage	Crit%	Notes
Bamboo fishing pole	1-3	1	4.8	-	Stab	1-3	0.45	Gets 'stuck' like flail on occasion.
Wood fishing pole	1-3	1	4.8	-	Stab	1-3	0.45	See above.
Carbon fishing pole	1-3	1	4.8	-	Stab	1-3	0.45	See above.

Scavenge

Name	Raw	Hands	Speed	Parry	Damage Type	Base Damage	Crit%	Notes
Rusty can opener	0-2	1			Slash/Stab	1-2/1-2	5%/10%	Common orphan drop

Explosives

Devices that can either be loaded into a grenade launcher and shot with the bombs skill, pulled and thrown to the next tile, or destroyed to go off. They have a variety of effects.

Name	Effects	Notes
EMP grenade	EMP damage	Kills ghosts and robots, but has little effect otherwise.
THC grenade	Getting high	Enough weed can make someone pass out, but gas masks protect completely and the dosage from a single grenade isn't that high.
Cheap firecracker	Explosion	Very weak explosion. Use for bombs grinding.
Giant firecracker	Explosion	None.
Molotov cocktail	Explosion+Fire	Can be crafted by the metric asston. However, these will explode in your hand. A lot.
Pipe bomb	Explosion	Can be used to make suicide vests/belts and landmines. You can also take apart suicide belts to get these.
Cherry bomb	Explosion	From mountain pass bandits.
Metal Suitcase	Explosion	WMD (Multi-room explosion). Used in a journal.
Clusternuke pellet	Explosion+Radiation	WMD (Multi-room explosion). Kills everyone most people. One time reward from a journal.
Dirty Bomb	Explosion+Radiation	WMD (Multi-room explosion).
Rapenade	Rapinex (getting horny)	Gas mask protects from the gas.
Smoke bomb	Reduces weapon accuracy and increases fleeing success rate	Great alternative to spew.
Psychotropic grenade	Induces Fear	Like a Hideous Freak's Scare ability.
Chlorine Bomb	Fucking people's eyes up	None.
Landmine	Explosion	Explodes when someone enters the room.
Gangland Mines	Explosion	Two types: Splat and Buster, the first is the weaker. Only work in gangland.
Remote Mines	Explosion	A mine that can be remotely detonated via ham radio.