Weaponry

These are (some of) the weapons used for skills in Hellmoo.

Please edit if there are missing items but check with admins or players as to which position they go in.

They are sorted by the 'Raw' attribute and then by min base damage not really sorted too well at all. Because fuck you.

Speed and non-base damage differ based on your stats and skills, so they are a bit more difficult to obtain.

Max speed shown is based on the normal fightstyle.

Additional data available at Weapons (Programming). I'm not sure how reliable those are though.

Damage Types

Type	Associated weapons	Critical effects
Beat	Clubs, hammers, axes, blunt weapons.	Can break limbs, hitting broken limbs can put the target into shock.
Slash	Swords, axes, edged weapons.	Can cause bleeding.
Stab	Spears, pointed weapons.	Can cause bleeding.
Bullet	Pistols, rifles.	Can cause bleeding.
Burn	Flame chains, fire, lasers and plasma.	Can cause burning.
Electricity	Blacklashes and flashwhips, lightning, toaster in water.	Can both cause stuns and burning.
Acid	Venomous whips, sagebrushes.	Can cause shock.
Radiation	Abom claws, sharpened fuel rods.	Can cause burning and inflict rads. Unsoakable
Wasting	Waster shells, ectoblast ammo.	Can cause burning and inflict rads. Unsoakable.
Cold	Very few things do cold damage.	Can cause cold. Unsoakable by armor.
EMP	Crystal spikes, illuminol clips, EMP shotguns, proton packs, EMP weapon mods.	Can cause mental diseases in high-focus players.
Bleed	Sonic scalpels, chainsaws, chudstopper ammo.	Can cause the bleed status affect. Unsoakable.
Laser	Lasblasters, laspistols, etc.	Can cause burning. Not soaked by much, if any armor.

Parry Classes

Name	Icon	Notes
Non-parrying	-	Does not parry, and cannot be parried. Also ignores dodge in respects to hitting.
Class 0		Can only parry other PC0 weapons.
Class 1	*	Can parry PC0 and other PC1 weapons.
Class 2	**	Can parry PC0, PC1 and PC2 weapons.

Fists

Name	Raw	Hands	Speed (Max)	Parry	Damage Type	Base Damage	Crit%	Notes
Fist	0-4	1	3.8		Beat	1-3	20%	That's what you are using if you don't wield any weapon.
Powerglove	1-2	1	?		Beat/Slash	1-2/1-1	?	A terrible weapon, don't bother with them.
Chunk of brick	1-3	1	6.2		Beat	1-6	15%	Get these by punching a cinder block until it breaks.
Pair of screw drivers	1-3	2	?	**	Stab/Beat/Slash	7-17/4-9/1-5	30%/15%/0%	Only gettable in the colloseum, and you can't take them out.
Knuckle Buster	3-5	1	3.8		Beat	3-6	15%	Your bread and butter fist. Most fist users who don't go ripper/abom will spend a lot of time with these.
Claw (Ripper)	3-5	2	?		Slash/Stab	3-7/0-6	?	Replace your regular fists. You can butcher and fish with them, but not fondle or wank without hurting yourself or the target.
Uru pounders	3-6	2	?		Beat	3-7	?	Weighs 6kg.
Claws and fangs (Abom)	3-6	2	?		Slash/Stab/Radiation	3-7/3-7/2-5	30%/30%/10%	Bad fuckin' ass. Scales awesomely with brawn.
Punch knife	4-6	1	?		Stab	1-6	?	None.
Jawbreaker	7-*	1	?		Beat	3-9	35%	The high end PvP weapon of choice. Defines fists - fast, good damage, and random stuns. Used to be a lot better.
Tesla Gauntlets	7-8	2	?	*	Electric/Beat	8-20/2-8	25%/15%	Slower than Jawbreakers, but has a parry class of one and does shock damage, which most armors don't soak. Also, their damage scales off raw rather than brawn.
Edison Gauntlets	7-8	2	?	*	Electric/Beat	5-14/5-15	35%/25%	Similar to Tesla Gauntlets. Slower and harder hitting.
Claws (Zombie)	?	?	?	?	Slash	1-8	2%	Scales insanely well with brawn, but slow as hell. Has a chance of inflicting zombie rot on hitting.
Claws (Chud)	?	?	?	?	Slash	1-8	2%	If you are hit, they can give you any diseases the chud has.

Clubs

Name	Raw	Hands	Speed (Max)	Parry	Damage Type	Base Damage	Crit%	Notes
Thighbone	0-2	1	?	*	Beat	1-4	?	For making bruce springsteels.
Nail mace	0-2	2	?	*	Beat/Stab	1-4/1-2	?	From chobos. Can be useful against zombies, since they deal slash.
Razor Bat	0-2	1	8.2	*	Beat/Slash	1-6/3-3	20%/35%	Crafted from baseball bat + razor ribbon.
Crowbar	0-2	1	7.9	*	Beat	3-5	15%	Can be used to open the elevator doors in the WU building, but otherwise pointless.
Spiked board	0-2	1	?	**	Beat/Stab	1-5/1-3	?	Don't bother.
Spoon	1	?	?	?	Beat	?	?	Can be found in prison, and can be crafted into a shank.
Fine walking stick	1-3	1	?	*	Beat	1-1	?	A MY IMMERSION item.
#217 pipewrench	1-3	1	?	*	Beat	1-3	?	You need one to fix FC's broken, gay infrastructure.
Truncheon	1-3	1	?	*	Beat	1-4	?	Bad damage, not bad for early grinding.
Pipe	1-3	1	?	*	Beat	1-5	?	Can be scavenged in the streets of Slagtown.
Baseball bat	1-3	1	8.1	*	Beat	1-6	20%	Garbage.
Sagebrush stick	1-3	1	?	*	Acid	2-5	?	These do an unusual damage type. They're also one handed.
Lightweight pickaxe	1-3	1	?	**	Stab/Beat	2-6/1-2	?	Good newbie weapon against zombies.
Tonfa	1-3	1	?	*	Beat	5-9	?	These are okay.
Pickaxe	1-3	2	?	**	Beat/Stab	1-5/3-8	?	This is used for the mining job.
Sledgehammer	1-3	2	?	*	Beat	4-15	?	Good for door bashing, too slow for combat.
Softball bat	3-5	1	7.9	*	Beat	4-9	20%	A grinding weapon.
RIP-4 combat shiver axe	3-5	1	?	*	Slash	6-25	35%	The Punisher drops these.
Slam bat	4-6	2	?	*	Beat	6-8	?	You can get these for free from hepcats.
Shock baton	4-6	1	?	*	Beat/Electric	3-8/4-9	10%	As good as a blacklash and can be bought easily in FC. Slap on a shock module and go to town on everything.
Fire axe	4-6	2	?	*	Slash/Beat	5-12/2-8	50%	From firemen. Has a large tohit penalty, making them fairly useless in high-end combat.
Pimp cane	5-7	1	6.3		Slash/Beat	3-10/1-4	30%/30%	Does slash damage, making them good for zombies. Though if you can use a pimp cane, you can probably find something better.
Santa cane	5-7	1	6.3		Slash/Beat	3-10/1-4	30%/30%	A reskinned pimp cane.
Crime stick	5-7	1	?	*	Beat	3-13	20%	Very powerful, and one handed. Can be gotten for free from chuman guards in the mines, though the drop rate is low.
Piston hammer	7-*	?	?	**	Beat/Elec	6-15/1-4	20%/20%	High-end club of choice. Combustors are usually preferred over these.
Combustor hammer	7-*	2	?	**	Beat/Burn	6-15/3-6	20/20%	High-end club of choice. Usually preferred over pistons.

Whips

Name	Raw	Hands	Speed (Max)	Parry	Damage Type	Base Damage	Crit%	Notes
Electrical cord	0-2	1	8.7	*	Beat/Slash	1-2/0-2	6%	Scavvable in gangland, good as an offhand parry weapon since the other low leveled whips don't have any parry.
Riding crop	1-3	1	?		Beat	1-3	?	Can be bought in the Giggling Schoolgirl, but you're better off getting an antenna whip as soon as you can.
Antenna whip	1-3	1	?		Beat/Slash	1-5/1-4	?	Your grinding whip of choice. Effective against most early game mobs (chuds, chobos, crackheads, etc)
Leather whip	1-3	1	?		Beat/Slash	1-5/1-6	?	Practically a direct upgrade from the antenna whip, it can be freely improvised from skins, you should try to upgrade to this as soon as possible.
Venomous lash	3-5	1	?	*	Acid/Slash	3-8/1-3	?	An unusual damage type, but otherwise not that interesting. Slow as hell and very inaccurate, get something better as soon as possible.
Link whip	4-*	2	?	**	Beat	4-8	?	Fairly decent whip, nothing spectacular but much better than the venomous lash in terms of speed and accuracy.
Nail sjambok	4-6	1	?	*	Beat/Slash	2-7/2-5	10%/10%	Rare find in Sharpton Projects, maybe elsewhere.
Flame chain	5-7	2	?	**	Burn/Beat	6-11/2-7	20%/5%	Great weapon, fire damage kills lots of stuff real well and it also defends well thanks to PC2. Use this to farm ice yetis, ghosts, and anything else not invulnerable to fire.
Razorchain	6-*	2	?	*	Slash/Bleed	6-10/1-1	?	About as fast as the flame chain, the bleed is unsoakable and can be buffed with whip upgrades, useful against burn resistant mobs or as a weaker replacement for the flame chain.
Blacklash	7-*	1	?	*	Electric/Slash	5-9/1-3	?	Skip these and go straight for flash whips.
Flash whip	7-*	1	?	*	Electric	6-12	?	The best whip. Dual wield these and max out your speedcap and you can kill anything up to and including large dinos.

Spears

Name	Raw	Hands	Speed (Max)	Parry	Damage Type	Base Damage	Crit%	Notes
Sharpened Chopstick	0-1	1	?	*	Stab	1-1	10%	Improviseable.
Sharp Pole	0-2	2	?	**	Stab	2-6	?	A good beginner's weapon, slightly higher minimum damage then the Military fork. Can usually be bought at Ammu-Nation
Military Fork	1-3	1	?		Stab	1-6	?	Good beginner weapon, slightly lower minimum damage then the sharp pole, but can be used to grind for longer. Can usually be bought at Ammu-Nation
Infected Syringe	1-3	1	?	-	Stab	1-3	?	Infects whoever it hits with Ebola. Incredibly prone to permanently breaking, outside of the standard weapon condition system.
Signpost Spear	1-3	2	?	**	Stab	1-7	?	Crackheads use these now. They do slightly better damage then the other two common beginner's spears but you'll have to craft or find one since Ammu-Nation doesn't usually sell them.
Spike Spear	1-3	2	?	**	Stab	4-10	?	A great weapon but rarer then the others. Don't expect to find one unless you're in a good corporation.
Wooden Stake	4-6	1	?	**	Stab	1-7	?	These autocrit against vampires. You can get them from any vampire slayer other than Hawthorn. You can also find them occasionally in the orphanage.
Slaver Spear	5-7	2	?	**	Stab	5-15	?	found in the toxic dump.
Light Assegai	5-7	2	?	**	Stab	6-11	?	None.
Assegai	5-7	1	?	*	Stab	6-12	30%	From Stormfront.
Rusty Scythe	5-7	2	?	**	Slash/Stab	1-15/1-6	?	Much lower minimum damage then it's non-rusty counterpart but it makes up for it with higher max damage and ease of location. One spawns outside of Edith's farm.
Large Scythe	5-7	2	?	**	Slash	6-12	30%	Excellent damage, but a little slow.
Abossegai	6-8	1	?	*	Stab	7-14	40%	Same as an assegai. Comes premodded with a balanced grip, sharpening kit and monowire serrator.
Luftspeer	5-7	1	?	**	Slash/Stab	2-7/1-10	30%/20%?	Comes premodded with a balanced grip, sharpening kit and monowire serrator.
Ancient Trident	6-8	2	?	**	Electric/Stab	1-10/1-10	?	Existed ingame only due to a quirk with toxic dump freak weapon selection, good luck finding one that isn't pre-owned.
Garden Weasel	7-*	2	?	**	Slash	8-13	?	The former king of spears, and still very good. These actually exist irl, look up a picture of one if you feel like wincing in sympathetic pain.
Chainsaw lance	8-*	2	?	**	Slash/Bleed	5-16/4-8	35%	Craftable, or from Hawthorn.
Pitchfork	?	?	?	?	?	?	?	Basically a reskinned rusty scythe.
Metal pole	?	?	?	?	?	?	?	None.
Zap Brannigan OFF	10-*	2	?	**	Stab	?	?	The best spear, but not easy to acquire.
Zap Brannigan ON	10-*	2	?	**	Stab/Elec	?	?	The best spear, but not easy to acquire. Requires power adapters with atomicells or cheap power adapters to use.

Blades

Name	Raw	Hands	Speed (Max)	Parry	Damage Type	Base Damage	Crit%	Notes
Rebar Sword	0-2	1	6.3	*	Slash	2-7	20%	Can be bought from NPC stores.
War Saw	0-2	1	?	*	Slash	3-8	?	Not to be confused with Chainsaw.
Plywood Sword	1-2	2	?	*	Beat	1-1	?	These can break permanently outside of the weapon condition system, so they're actually not too good for grinding.
Spork	1-2	1	9.5	*	Stab	1-3	5%	Garbage.
Fork	1-2	1	7.9	*	Stab	1-3	5%	Fatalities become a lot more interesting.
Butane torch OFF	1-3	1	?		Beat	1-3	?	None.
Butane torch ON	1-3	1	?		Burn	10-15	?	Needs a butane canister to operate, bought from HH in FC. However, the butane runs out quite quickly, and it is a bitch to get fuel for.
Switchblade	1-3	1	5.5		Stab	1-4	35%	Ganglanders and slagtownies often use these, and they are pretty fast. Good for grinding.
Razor blade	1-3	1	6.3	*	Slash	1-4	10%	you emo
Cutting Knife	1-3	1	?	*	Stab	1-5	?	Gives a bonus to butchering corpses.
Butcher Knife	1-3	1	7.9	*	Stab	1-5	15%	Gives a bonus to butchering corpses.
Ceremonial dagger	1-3	1	7.1	*	Stab	1-5	10%	Cultists and satanists have these.
Flint Knife	1-3	1	?	*	Slash	1-5	?	Craftable. Improv them with flint and a vine.
Combat knife	1-3	1	6.3		Stab	1-5	35%	Cheap and shitty.
Boxcutter	1-3	1	?		Stab	1-6	?	Marginally better than a combat knife.
Machete	1-3	1	7.1	*	Slash	1-6	20%	Junk.
Shiv	1-3	1	6.5	*	Slash/Stab	1-2/2-4	5%	Make this from a spoon in prison.
Poison Pick	1-3	1	6.5		Stab	3-9	40%	Gotten from Hepcat Jack in Maas Neotek. Can infect whoever it hits with Ebola, also can break permanently at random. Also has the highest critical chance of all the blades
Fine Wakizashi	1-3	1	5.8	*	Stab/Slash	2-7/1-2	25%	A hepcat drops these.
Sonic Scalpel	1-3	1	5.8		Bleed/Slash	3-5/1-3	15%/5%	Bleed damage ignores armour, and they are fast. Hepcats drop these. They are extremely useful for farming anything tough (like other players)
Heavy Sword	1-3	2	?	**	Slash/Beat	3-5/3-5	?
Crystal Spike	2-4	1	6.3	*	Beat/EMP	1-5/5-8	10%/10%	Deals EMP damage, making them the blademan ghost killing weapon of choice.
Chainsaw	1-3	2	?	**	Slash/Bleed	3-13/2-4	?	Decent damage, but very slow.
Gas-Powered Chainsaw OFF	1-3	1	?	*	Slash/Bleed	5-10/2-4	?	Needs fuel to start-up.
Gas-Powered Chainsaw ON	1-3	1	?	*	Slash/Bleed	7-14/2-5	?	Too slow, don't bother.
Ice pick	2-4	1	5.7		Stab	2-4	30%	Crap.
Katana	3-5	1	6.9	*	Slash	4-11	20%	For free from the gatekeeper at Kakuri.
Huge scissors	3-5	1	11	*	Stab	4-9	?	Can be purchased in Botany Bay.
Fine Katana	4-6	1	6.6	*	Slash	6-15	22%	The best one-handed blade. Very fast and good damage. One-time quest reward from a certain person on Kakuri!
Lotus Nodachi	4-6	2	?	**	Slash/Stab	4-8/6-10	35%/20%	One-time quest reward.
Cutlass	5-7	1	6.3	**	Slash/Stab	4-8/1-4	20%/5%	Can be found uncommonly on bandits in the underground mine.
Wasteland kukri	5-8	1	?	*	Slash	5-14	?	A treasure hunter dropped it after a hit to the hand.
Hosaka Daikatana	6-8	2	?	**	Slash/Stab	9-14/3-6	?	Gotten from Usagi Yojimbo the rabbit samurai. He wanders and is quite tuff.
Bruce Springsteel	6-8	2	?	**	Beat/Slash/Stab	6-12/7-10/2-4	15%/30%/30%	Slow, but impressive damage. Crafted.
Boss Springsteel	7-*	2	?	**	Beat/Slash/Stab	1-5/9-17/3-5	?	Does better damage than a bruce and is slightly faster, but has less hit.
Ripper Blade	1-3	?	?	*	Beat/Slash	5-8/3-10	10%/0%	Exists only in the Quake Dream. A rare few existed in the world prewipe due to a bug.
RIP-9 Shiver Sword OFF	10-*	?	?	**	Slash	2-7	?	Needs to be turned on to be useful. Turned off, it still scales impressively with blades.
RIP-9 Shiver Sword ON	10-*	?	?	**	Slash	8-27	?	Needs a cheap power adapter or a normal one with an atomicell to operate. Best blade.

Pistols

Name	Raw	Hands	Speed (Max)	Parry	Damage Type	Base Damage	Crit%	Ammo	Notes
AirSoft target pistol	0-1	1	?	-	Shot	1-1	?	Pellet clip	Basically useless for everything but grinding your first pistol raw.
Needler	1-3	1	?	-	Stab	1-1	0%	Curare dart clip	These things actually take needle clips, despite what appraising it says.
.22 Revolver	1-3	1	?	-	Shot	2-5	?	.22 speedload	Newbie grinding weapon.
Powersquirt	1-3	1	?	-	Acid	2-7	?	Powersquirt clip	Useful against ghosts. Also one of the few pistols actually useful against zombies due to their hilariously high bullet soak.
Powersquirt	1-3	1	?	-	Acid/EMP	?	?	Illuminol clip	More useful against ghosts than with acid powersquirt clips.
Powersquirt	1-3	1	?	-	?	?	?	Freakbile clip	Does impressive damage, but a massive pain to craft the ammo unless you have access to a friendly abom, who can create an endless supply of chestbursters to be butchered.
Rusty old .38 caliber revolver	1-3	1	?	-	Shot	4-8	?	.38 speedload	Liable to explode.
Snubnose .38 revolver	3-5	1	?	-	Shot	4-8	?	.38 speedload	May accept .357 speedloads.
Fletchette Pistol	1-3	1	?	-	Slash	3-10	?	Fletchette clip	Don't bother.
Defender 6mm pistol	1-3	1	?	-	Shot	5-12	?	6mm	You can buy Insult ammo for this at 77jack's.
Nail Gun	2-4	1	?	-	Stab	1-7	15%	Nail Clip	Craft-only? Clips can be purchased at Hell's Up In Hardware for $75, and hold 50 rounds, making this a very handy grinding pistol.
Kel-Tec P11 9mm	2-4	1	?	-	Shot	5-13	?	9mm	You can buy 9mm Insult at 77jack's.
Lizard Gun	1-3	1	?	-	Shot	1-20	?	.40 slug	A gimmick weapon. Single shot. Used as a component in lasblasters.
9mm Beretta	2-4	1	?	-	Shot	7-15	20%	9mm	Your bread and butter grinding weapon for some time.
Walter P99	2-4	1	?	-	Shot	7-15	20%	9mm	From Pegleg Pete's. A tiny bit more accurate than a Beretta, and seems to scale slightly better as well.
.44 magnum	2-4	1	?	-	Shot	9-17	?	.44 speedload	Good damage with handloads (close to that of a desert hawk).
Sawn-Off Shotgun	2-4	1	?	-	Beat/Slash/Shot	5-15/5-15/5-15	?	Buckshot shell	Can be switched to single or double fire mode. Double fire still only fires one shell, but does more damage. This will break, a lot. Does excellent damage, however.
Sawn-Off Shotgun	2-4	1	?	-	Shot	18-33	?	Slug shell	Can be bought in Botany Bay. Concentrated bullet damage, use on targets with low bullet soaks. Expensive but worth it.
Sawn-Off Shotgun	2-4	1	?	-	Slash/Slash/Slash/Slash	6-10/7-13/7-13/6-10	?	Fletch shell	Can be bought in Botany Bay. Extremely effective on targets with low slash soaks, ineffective on leech.
Sawn-Off Shotgun	2-4	1	?	-	Burn/Slash	8-15/8-13	?	Incendiary shell	Can be bought in Botany Bay. Relatively low damage for a shotgun, and easily soaked by lots of armors (especially leech-hide). Do not buy this, almost every other kind of shell is better and can be bought for the same.
Sawn-Off Shotgun	2-4	1	?	-	Shot/Slash/Bleed	5-10/15-25/2-5	?	Bolo shell	None.
Sawn-Off Shotgun	2-4	1	?	-	Beat/Shot/Radiation	4-15/2-15/1-10	?	Waster shell	None.
.357 revolver	4-6	1	?	-	Shot	6-12	30%	.357 speedload	Accepts .38 speedloads also.
Needle Pistol	5-7	1	?	-	Slash/Stab/Bleed	2-2/2-2/2-2	30%/30%/30%	Needle clip
TT-77	5-7	2	?	-	Shot	5-18	?	14.5mm	Good luck getting your hands on one of these~
TT-77	5-7	2	?	-	Shot	2-12	10%	Hand-loaded 14.5mm	Good luck getting your hands on one of these~
TT-77	5-7	2	?	-	Shot	18-20	20%	14.5mm silvertip	Good luck getting your hands on one of these~
Rusty .71 Desert Hawk Revolver	5-7	1	?	-	Shot	8-30	?	.71 speedload	Distinguishable from the non-rusty one through name alone. Always look/app before you purchase. Liable to explode. Ammo isn't buyable and a huge pain to craft.
.71 Desert Hawk Revolver	5-7	1	?	-	Shot	8-30	?	.71 speedload	Distinguishable from the rusty one through name alone. Always look/app before you purchase. Requires a ridiculous amount of brawn to speedcap. Ammo isn't buyable and a huge pain to craft.
Samaritan	5-7	1	?	-	Shot/Explosion	16-40/3-15	?	.92 speedload	Good damage if you can get a shot off, the Samaritan is very slow. Use this for aiming at people's heads or at doors.
12mm FlugHammer									Identical to the 12mm Hammerhead. Comes premodded with a laser sight, recoil supressor and propellant enhancer.
12mm Hammerhead	6-8	1	?	-	Shot	10-26	35%	12mm clip	The best easily available pistol weapon, and can be fitted with the full auto option for massive damage.
12mm Hammerhead	6-8	1	?	-	Shot	12-26	30%	CopKiller clips	The best easily available pistol weapon, and can be fitted with the full auto option for massive damage.
12mm Hammerhead	6-8	1	?	-	Shot	14-28	30%	SWATKiller clips	The best easily available pistol weapon, and can be fitted with the full auto option for massive damage.
12mm Hammerhead	6-8	1	?	-	Shot/Bleed	6-26/2-4	32%/20%	ChudStopper clips	The best easily available pistol weapon, and can be fitted with the full auto option for massive damage.
Lasblaster	5-7	1	?	-	Laser	8-10	?	Atomicell	Laser damage isn't soaked by many things. Getting the parts together for the ammo can be a little annoying, however.
Viper 12mm	?	?	?	?	?	?	?	12mm	Identical to a hammerhead, but more accurate and slower.
Super Shorty	13-*	2	?	-	Beat/Slash/Shot			Buckshot shell
Super Shorty	13-*	2	?	-	Shot			Slug shell
Super Shorty	13-*	2	?	-	Slash/Slash/Slash/Slash			Fletch shell
Super Shorty	13-*	2	?	-	Burn/Slash			Incendiary shell
Super Shorty	13-*	2	?	-	Shot/Slash/Bleed			Bolo shell
Super Shorty	13-*	2	?	-	Beat/Shot/Radiation			Waster shell

Rifles

Name	Raw	Hands	Speed (Max)	Parry	Damage Type	Base Damage	Crit%	Ammo	Notes
10/22 rifle	0-2	2	?	-	Shot	3-6	25%	.22 speedload	None.
M100 rifle	1-4	2	?	-	Shot	7-14	15%	6mm	None.
American-180	3-6	2	?	-	Shot	2-6	15%	.22 pancake	Ammo available at Blastarms/craftable
Pump shotgun	1-3	2	?	*	Beat/Slash/Shot	5-15/5-15/5-15	?	Shotgun shell	Too slow to be competitive. Good for aiming.
EMP shotgun	1-3	1	?	-	EMP	4-9	15%	Energy cell	For killing ghosts.
EMP shotgun	1-3	1	?	-	EMP/Cold/Waste	8-20/7-11/6-8	25%/10%/10%	Ectoblast cell	For killing motherfucking everything.
Riot gun	3-5	2	?	*	Beat/Slash/Shot	5-15/5-15/5-15	?	Shotgun shell	The best shotgun, which isn't saying much. Use waster shells against everything but aboms. One of the few guns you can actually parry with, which may or may not throw people off-guard.
Kel-tec KSG shotgun	3-5	2	?	*	Beat/Slash/Shot	5-15/5-15/5-15	?	Shotgun shell	A reskin of the riot gun. Can be bought from Zombie Hunters Inc.
Rusty AK-7 rifle	4-6	2	?	-	Shot	10-18	?	7.62mm burst	Cheaper alternative when making AR-17 rifles. Can be switched to single or burst mode. Liable to explode.
AK-7 rifle	5-7	2	?	-	Shot	10-18	20%	7.62mm burst	Can be switched to single or burst mode.
AK-7 rifle	5-7	2	?	-	Shot	17-27	25%	7.62mm handloads burst	Can be switched to single or burst mode.
Tommy gun	5-7	2	?	-	Shot	12-25	30%	.45 drum	Can be switched to burst or auto mode. Ammo is extremely rare. Nice base crit chance
AR-17 rifle	6-8	2	?	-	Shot	18-26	?	7.62mm	Identical to the AK-7, but more accurate and slower.
SCAR-L	8-*	2	?	-	Shot	11-21	20%	5.56mm
SCAR-L	8-*	2	?	-	Shot	13-20	25%	5.56mm handloads
bullpup rifle	7-*	2	?	-	Shot	5-20	15%	5.8mm	If you've gone to the trouble of getting a bullpup, don't waste it firing shitty standard rounds
bullpup rifle	7-*	2	?	-	Shot	17-27	25%	5.8mm handloads burst	Generally considered the king of rifles.
bullpup rifle	7-*	2	?	-	Shot/Cold	5-20/0-0	15%/5%	5.8mm iceblox	Dunno what's up with the bizarre cold base. Need someone with rifles skill to confirm
bullpup rifle	7-*	2	?	-	Shot/Bleed	5-20/0-0	15%/5%	5.8mm blacktalon	Again, what the hell. Need confirmation
wasteland bullpup	7-*	2	?	-	Shot	5-20	15%	5.8mm	None.
Harpoon rifle	3-5	2	?	-	Stab	7-27	20%	Harpoon Clip	Harpoon Clips can be bought from Blastarms. Auto-crits on vampires?
Sniper rifle	12-*	2	?	-	Shot	23-43	50%	Sniper round	Sniper ammo is extremely difficult to find, the weapon itself has a high skill and is very slow but it does huge damage
Vector carbine	4-6	2	?	-	Shot	7-15	20%	9mm Clip
Plasma rifle	10-*	2	?/3.0	-	Burn	25-35	?	Plasma Bottle	Extremely high damage, and not soaked by much. Ammo is craft-only, though
Quakegun	1-3	2	?	-	Shot	5-30	50%	Quakegun Hopper	Exists only in the Quake Dream.
Shotgun (Quake)	1-3	2	?	*	Beat/Slash/Shot	5-15/5-15/5-15	10%/10%/10%	?	Exists only in the Quake Dream.
Big 'ol Test Gun	?	?	?	?	?	?	?	?	Good luck trying to find one of these.
Red Rider BB rifle	14-*	1	?	-	Shot	0-0	?	Pellet clip	Good luck trying to find one of these. Spawned on four-arms for a while due to a bug.

Firearms - Mod Table

Here is a mod table for all firearms. Credit goes to Twerp and Dibolcrif for this.

Flails

Name	Raw	Hands	Speed (Max)	Parry	Damage Type	Base Damage	Crit%	Notes
Yo-yo	0-2	One	?	-	beat	0-2	10%	Can be found on orphans.
Sock with a half-brick	1-3	One	5.1	-	beat	1-10	?	None.
Steel Morningstar	1-3	One	?	-	beat/stab	3-5	20%/15%	Can be bought from Zombie Hunters Inc.
Nunchaku	4-6	1	?	*	Beat	1-4	?	Very, very fast. Because of this, quite devastating against opponents vulnerable to beat.
Meteor Hammer	4-6	Two	?	-	beat	4-10	30%	Can be bought from The Mystery Den in the Shoreline

Throwing

Name	Raw	Hands	Base speed	Parry	Damage Type	Base Damage	Crit%	Notes
Shuriken	1-3	1	?	-	Stab	2-6	?	None.
Soda Can	>	?	?	-	Beat	?	?	None.
Flaming school bus	>	?	?	-	Explode	?	?	An admin weapon.

Science

Name	Raw	Hands	Speed (Base/Cap)	Parry	Damage Type	Base Damage	Crit%	Ammo	Notes
Proton pack	1-5	2	?	-	EMP	2-7	15%	Mk I Energy Cells	Useful for busting ghosts and not much else.
Proton Pack (Ectoblast)	1-5	2	?	-	EMP/Cold/Waste	6-18/5-9/4-6	25%/10%/10%	Ectoblast Cells	Incredibly powerful, nothing soaks waste damage.
Disruptor	4-6	1	?	-	Explode	50-60	0%	Disruptor Power Pack	Absurdly Slow. May blow up with low science skill. Nigh-useless in any form of combat other than aiming-related shooting. Excellent for tearing down doors, however.
Tesla Rifle	2-3	2	?	-	Electrical	5-10? Forgot to check before modding	5%	Tesla cell	Makes up for mediocre speed and relatively low damage by doing fairly rare electrical damage, which many mobs and most armors don't soak well

Fishing

Name	Raw	Hands	Base speed	Parry	Damage Type	Base Damage	Crit%	Notes
Bamboo fishing pole	1-3	1	4.8	-	Stab	1-3	0.45	None.
Wood fishing pole	1-3	1	4.8	-	Stab	1-3	0.45	None.
Carbon fishing pole	1-3	1	4.8	-	Stab	1-3	0.45	None.

Scavenge

Name	Raw	Hands	Speed	Parry	Damage Type	Base Damage	Crit%	Notes
Rusty can opener	0-2	1			Slash/Stab	1-2/1-2	5%/10%	Common orphan drop

Explosives

Name	Effects	Notes
EMP grenade	EMP damage	Kills ghosts and robots, but has little effect otherwise.
THC grenade	Getting high	Enough weed can make someone pass out, but gas masks protect completely and the dosage from a single grenade isn't that high.
Cheap firecracker	Explosion	Very weak explosion. Use for bombs grinding.
Giant firecracker	Explosion	None.
Molotov cocktail	Explosion+Fire	Can be crafted by the metric asston. However, these will explode in your hand. A lot.
Pipe bomb	Explosion	Can be used to make suicide vests/belts and landmines. You can also take apart suicide belts to get these.
Cherry bomb	Explosion	From mountain pass bandits.
Metal Suitcase	Explosion	WMD (Multi-room explosion).
Clusternuke pellet	Explosion+Radiation	WMD (Multi-room explosion). Kills anyone.
Dirty Bomb	Explosion+Radiation	WMD (Multi-room explosion).
Rapenade	Rapinex (getting horny)	Gas mask protects from the gas.
Smoke bomb	Reduces weapon accuracy and increases fleeing success rate	Great alternative to spew.
Psychotropic grenade	Induces Fear	Like a Hideous Freak's Scare ability.
Chlorine Bomb	Fucking people's eyes up	None.
Landmine	Explosion	Explodes when someone enters the room. Leave a bunch of these in the house of someone you just robbed to rub salt in the wounds. Also, leave them inside the huey and the osprey.
Gangland Mines	Explosion	Two types: Splat and Buster, the first is the weaker. Only work in gangland. Place outside Panopticon prison for giggles.
Remote Mines	Explosion	A mine that can be remotely detonated via ham radio. Use these in combination with a stickycam to watch your apartment and then gib robbers when they break in. Then go home and collect their stuff.