Reform Church of Satan

The Reform Church of Satan is a zone with three floors in north-west Freedom City, on San Pablo Ave 100. It features one weak mob, a few easter eggs, a mini-boss, and a drop location for red chalk (a mildly useful resource).

Ground Floor

At the entrance of the Church you will find 88Anton, who you can chat to about Satanism. He will eventually direct you to Brother Zakk. There are also many cultists wandering around in this area; they are not the same as Yacatisma cultists from a certain other zone, and grant their own separate kill journal. Otherwise, they are uninteresting, with poor XP and no drops. They can also feint and pow.

In the Vestry, you'll find an ebony cabinet. Inside this cabinet is a respawning source of three red chalks, which are used in the creation of high-end gun ammo as well as the completion of a very evil achievement...

Basement

Downstairs, you'll find the Left, a gaggle of hippies who will inform you of the evils of conservatism if correctly provoked (try examine).

Brother Zakk is in the Sunday School. If you're a proven horrible degenerate and the type that a satanist would like to associate with, he'll have more to say to you, but his dialog tree is bugged. The quest he stumbles halfway through assigning you seems to be unfinished and non-functional, though this hasn't been confirmed.

There is also a chalkboard here for you to practice your satanic scrawling of giant chalk dicks.

Upper Floor (Our Dear Lady of Lust)

The top floor is Our Dear Lady of Lust, the home of the satanist nuns. There's an apple tree and a grapevine in the garden, which can be harvested for cooking.

Scattered around the zone, you'll find various paintings that increase fetishes when looked at. There's a "blood" fountain in the middle and various meats from different animals spawn in the freezer in the kitchen.

To the north, you'll find Mother Justice, who does and says nothing at all. She's the area's boss mob; if attacked, she'll mess up lower-level players. She's also PC2 and good at parrying inaccurate players. If defeated, she drops the satanist battle habit and gives a unique kill journal.